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  1. xobeachhbumm xobeachhbumm
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 4:35pm UTC
    yesterday
    the quiet kids phone went off in class. After he handed his phone to the
    teacher, a jock who sat in front of him, turned around and said to him,
    "Was that your girlfriend?" He looked the jock right in the eyes and
    replied "No, it was yours". I couldn't stop
    laughing all period.
    MLiA
    *nott my quote, i saw it on
    here and changed it up a bitt(:

  2. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 5:29pm UTC
    Please read we can all learn from this
    There were thousands of starfish washed up on shore
    A man was walking down the shoreline,
    He noticed another man picking up the starfish
    one by one and throwing them back into the ocean
    The man observed this and approached the other man
    "excuse me sir, but there are thousands
    of starfish washed up on shore
    You can not possibly make a difference''
    The other man looked him in the eye
    Picked up a single starfish
    and threw it back into the ocean and said
    "It made a difference to that one"

  3. soccer_ginger4ever soccer_ginger4ever
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 4:23pm UTC
    Hit in the balls?
    Pshh,
    Try being hit in the boobs.

  4. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 4:54pm UTC
    Does anyone else hate smiley faces with noses?

  5. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 8:44pm UTC
    Liking your own status;;
    is like high-fiving yourself in public.
    facebook (:

  6. kaylaninja7 kaylaninja7
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 8:53pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    you come back from the bathroom in the middle of class &
    [[ Everyone Stares ]]

  7. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 3:48pm UTC
    Like this
    if you mentally
    say ' wed-nes-day '
    when writing ' Wednesday '.
    I know i do (:

  8. cherrygirl347 cherrygirl347
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 3:35pm UTC
    My grandma gave me a mood ring
    I must admit, it was quite ugly. Plus, it didn't change color.
    She said it turns pink for in love & when I find my true love, only then
    will it change. I wore it around for a bit, but nothing ever happened.
    Then, I saw you in the hallway and you smiled at me. I went home
    that day & noticed my ring was pink. I couldn't get it to change color
    since that day

    all mine, no jocking
    fav.comment.follow(:


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  10. krae_xoxo krae_xoxo
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2010 12:00am UTC
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