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  1. BrunetteBiitch BrunetteBiitch
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    I hate you.
    but I can't stop loving you.

  2. Lol_SoTrue Lol_SoTrue
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 10:33am UTC
    LolSoTrue #15
    Surprise s/x is the best thing to wake up to!
    Unless you're in prison...

  3. BrunetteBiitch BrunetteBiitch
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    So I was looking through comments on this popular instagram page today
    and I saw this:
    "Hello, I am currently 9 years old and I want to become a potato. I know there are a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14, I'm moving to Lays; home of the greatest potatoes around. I've already cut off both my arms, and now roll on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a potato yet, but I promise if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest potato ever. I have a dandy dandy human companion to guide me through this harsh journey and type this up for me. Thank you."
    Please, whoever and where ever you are, come and join witty.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. BrunetteBiitch BrunetteBiitch
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    Apparently,
    If you laugh for 24 hours,
    you get a six pack.
    New life goal?
    I think, yes!

  6. Lol_SoTrue Lol_SoTrue
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    LolSoTrue #12
    When someone says they have to ask you a question,
    you think of all the bad things you've done recently.

  7. BrunetteBiitch BrunetteBiitch
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    I'm just starting to slowly reach that point in life.
    I'm just so used to everything now.
    People talking sh/t about you.
    People hating on you for no reason.
    People will hurt you, even though they say they won't.
    Promises will be broken, even though they promised.
    People will use you and take advantage of you.
    People will make you regret giving them your trust.
    Truth is, I don't give a f/ck anymore.

  8. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    If you read this you're my Valentine. No take backs.

  9. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 11:47am UTC
    I'm in a relationship with my wifi. I guess you could say we have a connection.

  10. Lol_SoTrue Lol_SoTrue
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 11:53am UTC
    LolSoTrue #11
    Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia.
    I can't sleep because i have Internet Connection.

  11. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    Fine. Whatever. I'll just date myself.

  12. Lol_SoTrue Lol_SoTrue
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 9:18pm UTC
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    LolSoTrue #10
    I love using big words to sound smart.
    I mean, utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

  13. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 9:24pm UTC
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    Go ahead,
    Pass me in the halls and pretend I don't exist.
    I hope every single time we make eye contact,
    You relive every memory we've ever had.
    And I hope it hurts.
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  14. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    ❝Looking back at a life on the other side,
    I realise I didn't fit in
    Didn't hate it, but I didn't quite relate it
    To my precious little world❞
    -All Time Low
    (The Reckless And The Brave)

  15. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    Have you ever broke down sobbing after so long of being strong?
    Crumbled to the floor, hands by your face.
    Your face scrunches up and you let out that first gasp.
    You try to be quiet but eventually it becomes loud,
    heartwrenching sobs.
    You cry and cry, so much you can't breath.
    You ask whoever's up there,
    "Why? Why me? Why this?"
    You sob, trying to gasp breaths in between.
    Eventually, you completely collapse on the floor after,
    and you just lay there, numb.

  16. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    I'm tired of crying.
    I'm tired of yelling.
    I'm tired of being sad.
    I'm tired of pretending.
    I'm tired of being alone.
    I'm tired of being angry.
    I'm tired of feeling crazy.
    I'm tired of feeling stuck.
    I'm tired of needing help.
    I'm tired of remembering.
    I'm tired of missing things.
    I'm tired of being different.
    I'm tired of missing people.
    I'm tired of feeling worthless.
    I'm tired of feeling empty inside.
    I'm tired of not being able to just let go.
    I'm tired of wishing I could start all over.
    I'm tired of dreaming a life I will never have.
    But most of all, I'm just tired of being tired.

  17. Lol_SoTrue Lol_SoTrue
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    LolSoTrue #8
    Twitter, a place where people say things they want to say in real life, but don't have the courage to.

  18. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 10:26am UTC
    Has it ever occurred to you
    That you could change your life right this second if you really wanted to?
    You could stand up and yell at your teacher.
    You could place yourself in a life or death situation.
    You could even take that risk and just spontaneously and passionately kiss the one you really love by surprise.
    We could change the entire outcome of our lives.
    And if our lives are really as bad as we say they are,
    Why won't we take these chances?

  19. Lol_SoTrue Lol_SoTrue
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 10:28am UTC
    LolSoTrue #7
    Theres always that one person that catches you doing some really weird thing.

  20. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 6:35pm UTC
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    Ignore me?
    Okay, that's cool.
    Just don't be mad when I do it to you.
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