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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    the reason why bananas turn black and bruised:
    because they practice boxing at night without our knowledge.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    those shampoo's that say "no tears"
    is one of the reasons why i have trust issues.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    "is google a girl or a boy?"
    obviously it's a girl because it won't allow you to complete your sentence without guessing before you finish what you say.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    NO GIRL BELIEVES
    SHE'S BEAUTIFUL,
    UNTIL A GUY COMES
    ALONG AND MAKES
    HER FEEL LIKE SHE IS.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    every time i lose my phone,
    it's always either on silent or vibrate.

  6. ELwriters ELwriters
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Accidental Reunion
    Chapter 6
    Finally Niall came back, phone in his hand but not to his ear. He apologized, again, and we continued from where we left off. He had thrown all of his rocks quickly, only having a high total of five skips. I rolled my eyes when he said he had to make a quick call.
    “You know, showbiz.” He jokingly rolled his eyes, but I could still see the smile on his face.
    I took my turns without him, getting a high total of seven. But instead of being proud, I felt deflated. Bored. Tired. The whole world was grey here, and I kept getting more anad more annoyed with each phone call or text that he had to make.
    After coming back, we tried building rock statues. He kept looking down the way, like he was expecting someone to come, cautiously looking around.
    “Niall, are you okay? Is someone coming?”
    He looked over at me with eyebrows raised, shaking his head.
    “Nope. Just looking out for the paparazzi and fans. You know, don’t want to be interrupted.”
    I looked both ways, not seeing anyone for miles.
    “I think we’re safe.”
    I said, laughing and rolling my eyes in my head. Don’t want to be interrupted my butt. Soon he told me he had to go, something with the guys or whatever, standing up and wiping his hands on the jeans. We looked at the small tower we made, not very big considering Niall’s phone.
    “Well, it was nice seeing you! I’ll talk to you soon okay?”
    I nodded, giving him an awkward hug, watching him go back to the car and drive away, just a person in a tinted dark monster. Looking around, I noticed I didn’t have a ride home. He didn’t even offer one.
    He's so different. He used to be the most sincere guy I've ever known, but now he just acts weird, then denies it. I know fame can change you, ut this is just crazy. But I can't blame him for not remembering me. I couldn't even work up the guts and courage to tell him who I am.
    Groaning in frustration, I picked up my shoes and walked, my feet hitting the hard, cold pavement. Hopefully his big hot-air brain full of fame overload will deflate and bring him back down to Earth.
    .....................
    We are now only updating on ELwriters... Sorry for the confusion! Hope you enjoy(:
    - Emma and Mallory

  7. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 12:02am UTC
    NEVER HAVE I EVER
    actually been to a store and heard "clean up on aisle 2"

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    the saddest moments in my childhood:
    1: waking up on christmas morning and it isn't snowing.
    2: realizing christmas is over after that last gift.

  9. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

  10. MeeAndYoou MeeAndYoou
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    Then it hit me.
    »At this age, I find my bridesmaids. Not my husband.«

  11. rara213 rara213
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    IF NO ONE
    THINKS
    YOU CAN
    THEN YOU
    HAVE TO
    #NIKE

  12. rara213 rara213
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    sometimes the smallest things
    take up the most room in your heart

    -winnie
    the pooh

  13. rara213 rara213
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    Who wants to watch Elf and cuddle with me?

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    thank you, christmas balls,
    for not being called "Treesticales".

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    who needs swag when
    you've got good grades?

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    six facts you'll never need to know:
    the dot above the lowercase "j" and "i" is called the "title".
    the end of your shoelace, the plastic part, is called the "aglet".
    your nose is the same length as your thumb.
    your foot is the same length as your forearm.
    your lip is the same length as your index finger.
    the marking on dice are called "pips".

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    imagine the first ever swear word:
    john: F/CK!
    jayson: what was that?
    john: i don't know... it just felt right...

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    i'm going to open up a store next to
    forever 21 and call it "finally 22."

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    NOBODY EVER ASKS "HOW'S WALDO?"

  20. YourSecretSanta YourSecretSanta
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    Starting tomorrow I'll be doing a christmas advice column
    called
    "25 days of advice"
    basicly, each day starting tomorrow up until christmas I will post one piece of
    advice for a different categorys. Category's may range from christmas shopping to
    relationship to family to school advice. Really, all sorts of advice. I hope you
    guys engoy it.
    Happy Holidays
    - Your Secret Santa
    P.S: I have recently added 2 admins to the account. Names
    will not or ever be exposed. Except maybe on christmas, like
    a little christmas suprise of the sorts.

:)

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