DoodleLove's Quotes

DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 4:22pm UTC

Throwing fertilizer at
people that need to grow
up.

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 7:06am UTC

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∵ Friend Lists
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☻ Annoying 12 year old ●
☺ Mom ●
☻ Crush ●
☻ B*tch ●
☺ Fake ●
☺ Crush's sl.ut girlfriend ●
☺ Friend ●
☺ Horse freak ●
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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 4:03pm UTC

When somebody bumps your quote off the top quotes:
OH HELL NO!

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Last night, I had a dream that my witty got deleted...
I woke up crying.

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 3:23pm UTC

I love when people talk about
me behind my back!
Said no one ever.

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 3:21pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you spell your own
name wrong.

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 8:58pm UTC

You've seen this many
times before, but
Just keep
swimming.

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 8:55pm UTC

I don't care how old you
are, if you don't respect me,
I'm not respecting you.

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 6:57pm UTC

Steve is now following you.
Okay, that is so fetch.

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Here's a list of people who
find me attractive:

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 11:27pm UTC

Friend
Hey, remember when you
had a crush on-?
Me:
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 11:15pm UTC

NO.
You don't have "haters".
Everybody just thinks
you're a f*cking b*tch.

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Smitty
Webenjagermanjensen.
He was #1

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 11:07pm UTC

When your friend is mad so
you act like an idiot to try
and cheer them up.
♥

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 9:26pm UTC

*Top Quotes On Witty*
Monday-Friday Faves: 7.
Friday-Sunday Faves: 2734748239932.
Yep. This is what we do in our free time.
Mq.

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 8:01pm UTC

Me: Mom, why did you marry dad?
Dad: Because I told her I was pregnant.
Mom:
Brother:
Obama:
Josh Hutcherson:
Me:
Me: Wut.
true story

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 3:52pm UTC

Steve added a reply button..
PRAISE STEVE!

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 3:46pm UTC

Some girls just want to be
-Pretty
-Rich
- Or popular
I just want to be with you
EAT.

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 8:47pm UTC

People change
Memories don't.
Nmf/nmq
nmf

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 9:34pm UTC

Is it just me that gets
bothered when people still
use witty as their daily
diary?

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