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DoodleLove

  1. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    Me: *Listens to Ed Sheeran for the first time*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: There goes my ovaries.

  2. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Lol So True: #1743
    There is no angry way to say "bubbles".
    lolsotrue.com

  3. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    I would like to have a nice
    conversation to whoever
    introduced me to the
    internet and took away my
    social life
    for all eternity.

  4. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 1:22am UTC
    Just imagine what chaos the
    world would be if Steve left
    witty..

  5. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 1:20am UTC
    My mom thinkg my friends are bad
    influences
    But honestly, I'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.

  6. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Dumb Wittian: *clicks unfollow button*
    Me: THAT IS MAHOGANY!!!

  7. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Stalking crush on facebook:
    Me: *Accidently likes status from 2 years ago*
    Me: *Deletes facebook*
    Me: *Sets computer on fire*

  8. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    Similar quotes on witty:
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  9. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you're not in sync with your class
    while reciting the pledge of
    allegiance.

  10. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    She: I'm so ugly.
    Me: I think you spelled
    "attention-seeking wh/ore
    fishing for compliments"
    wrong.

  11. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    Flirting with crushes:
    Other people: You're so cute! We should hang out sometime!
    Crush: (;
    Me: Damnn.
    Me: Sup Shawty?
    Me: Wanna play some volleyball?
    Me: Take yo shirt off?(;
    Crush: Wtf.

  12. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Once a wittian, always a
    wittian.

  13. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    I'm so good at sleeping I can
    do it with my eyes closed.

  14. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Remember when we all
    used to poke holes in the
    caps of our water bottles?

  15. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    I ask my parents a simple
    "yes" or "no" question and I
    get a lecture.

  16. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    Worth reading, I promise.
    So today,
    A girl in Pakistan, only around 12 years of age, wanted to go to school. She wanted to be a doctor. She wanted to be somebody. But there, girls and women did not have any fair rights. She fought to got to school everyday. To go to school, while we complain. Today, she was killed for wanting to school, for wanting to be somebody. Have you ever noticed how much we take life for granted? Just thought I'd share.

  17. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    [] Single
    [] Taken
    ☑ I get about as much attention as a white crayon.

  18. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    "What's your relationship
    status?"
    "Well, a little bit more
    unlucky than the squirrel
    from Ice Age."

  19. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    There's always that person
    that still wears silly bandz.

  20. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    In every gym class, there is
    always that person that
    thinks they are in the f*cking
    Olympics.

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