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bhargavii
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 9:59pm UTC

i don't mind spending every day
out on your porch in the pouring rain. ♥
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DancingNinja
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 1:18pm UTC

When life gives you lemons,
Make Applesauce
They'll never see it coming.

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christinaaxo
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 7:31pm UTC

walking around
the kitchen like
pac-man when your
hungry. ♥

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jellybeanfreak82
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 2:55pm UTC

when you're home alone and
someone knocks on your door;;
10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
fave if you're that 1% (;

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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mickey22895
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 5:52pm UTC

mario:
is there a problem officer?
cop:
quite a few actually, first off you're speeding.
mario:
well yeah i have to win this race.
cop:
illegal street racing on the wrong side of the road?
mario:
well when you put it like that..
cop:
and littering that banana you threw back there caused an accident.
mario:
yeah about that..wario was all up in my sh●t so i had to do something.
cop:
did you have any drugs before you started driving sir?
mario:
nah man. but i just got a couple mushrooms.
cop:
step out of the car please.
mario:
fine but this is gonna kill my chance at the star cup. you're practically handing it to donkey kong.
cop:
donkey kong..?
mario:
the gorilla..
cop:
step. out. of. the. car.

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dparsa
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 9:43pm UTC

that moment when
you get braces and everyone's like
OPEN YOUR MOUTH

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 5:12pm UTC

When It Comes To
who a girl likes, it's either a boy who has no idea she exists o r h e r b e s t f r i e n d ♥

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T_Cat5
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 8:09pm UTC

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Awkward Turtle♥

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ForeverYounq_
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 9:02pm UTC

Oh hi, I'm a ugly quote. Your probably not gonna fave me cause I'm not beautiful.
This is how society is. -_____-

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mareadia914
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC

Your ipod? Laptop? Ipad?
All because of one man:
Steve Jobs. Even those of you
who don't use Mac. Steve Jobs had the idea for Itunes. Music would'nt exist the way it does without him. So comon guys.
Lets fave this one for him ♥

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daNcerXoxO
posted a quote
October 3, 2011 4:54pm UTC

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teenqueen143
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 5:04pm UTC

Don't Judge
a book by
Its movieFormat by Sandrasaurus

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zpoiledrotton313
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 10:54am UTC

"kidnaping"
is such a strong word. i prefer,
»»» "SURPRISE ADOPTION." ♥

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Seaglass
posted a quote
October 3, 2011 11:14pm UTC

Dear big brother,
Remember the day I borrowed your brand new car and I dented it? I thought you'd kill me, but you didn't. And remember the time I dragged you to the beach, and you said it would rain, and it did? I thought you'd say, "I told you so." But you didn't. Do you remember the time I spilled strawberry pie all over your car rug? I thought you'd hit me, but you didn't. And remember the ti...me I forgot to tell you the wedding was formal and you showed up in jeans? I thought you'd yell at me, but you didn't. Yes, there were lots of things you didn't do, But you put up with me, and you loved me, and you protected me. There were lots of things I wanted to make up to you when you returned from Iraq.
Sincerely, ...but you didn't

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Melrose*
posted a quote
October 3, 2011 6:43pm UTC

Why do we feel safe under blankets?
It's not like a murderer will come in thinking
"I'm gonna ki..-ahhh.Damn,she's under a blanket."
♥

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
September 30, 2011 1:14pm UTC

if you think about
how huge the universe is,
it seems perfectly rational to eat an entire cake.
AlNicholas

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ips123445
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 2:34pm UTC

On Halloween I leave a big bowl of candy on the front porch with a "TAKE ONE" sign.
So whenever someone takes more than one piece I run out the door screaming and scare the crap out of them.
I'm such a nice person <3

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idance
posted a quote
October 3, 2011 6:44pm UTC

my format.
credit if using. ♥
if there's no drama
& negativity in my life,
all my songs will be
really whack and boring or something.
-eminem. ♥

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BreeM123
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 3:59pm UTC

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