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Quotes by mickey22895


TEACHER: "Please hand in your homework"


YOU: WTF? We had homework?
[❤] if this happened to you

 

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4014078 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 06 Oct 2011 at 8:48pm
 

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   I was looking through my old papers from when I was little,  in first grade, I said I wanted to be a
 "Pokemon Trainer."

Pshh, you wanted to be a police officer. At least I was cool.
 

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4012491 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 06 Oct 2011 at 6:21pm
 


 
mario:
is there a problem officer?
cop:
quite a few actually, first off you're speeding.
mario:
well yeah i have to win this race.
cop:
illegal street racing on the wrong side of the road?
mario:
well when you put it like that..
cop:
and littering that banana you threw back there caused an accident.
mario:
yeah about that..wario was all up in my sh●t so i had to do something.
cop:
did you have any drugs before you started driving sir?
mario:
nah man. but i just got a couple mushrooms.
cop:
step out of the car please.
mario:
fine but this is gonna kill my chance at the star cup. you're practically handing it to donkey kong.
cop:
donkey kong..?
mario:
the gorilla..
cop:
step. out. of. the. car.
 
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4012210 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 06 Oct 2011 at 5:52pm
 

 

 

I heard you found someone new?

 

Yes, and he's better than you.
Can he make you smile like I do?

 

No, but he never makes me cry like you do.

 

 

nmf/nmq

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3990357 added by mickey22895 to love quotes on 02 Oct 2011 at 9:40pm
 
 
3985352 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 02 Oct 2011 at 12:38pm
 
 
3981389 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 01 Oct 2011 at 8:56pm
 


There are always those kids in

the hallway

that are really loud

right when it's dead silent and

          you're taking a test

-__-                                                  


 

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3937253 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 26 Sep 2011 at 8:18pm
 






If a Girl




understands your bullshit,

sticks around through all your mistakes,

and smiles even though you've done nothing for her.

Than it's obvious she's a keeper,

but it's also obvious


>>You. Don't. Deserve. Her.<<

 
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3871942 added by mickey22895 to inspirational quotes on 18 Sep 2011 at 6:44pm
 


I've always wondered


What I sound like to people
Who don't speak my language.

 

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3846022 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 15 Sep 2011 at 6:34am
 

My lips are the gun, 
my smile is the trigger,
my kisses are the bullets,
label me a  ,


k i l l e r.



 

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  1. mickey22895 mickey22895
    posted a quote
     October 6, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    TEACHER: "Please hand in your homework"
    YOU: WTF? We had homework?
    [❤] if this happened to you
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 278 points
  2. mickey22895 mickey22895
    posted a quote
     October 6, 2011 6:21pm UTC
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    I was looking through my old papers from when I was little, in first grade, I said I wanted to be a
    "Pokemon Trainer."
    Pshh, you wanted to be a police officer. At least I was cool.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Format by XxprettixX
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  3. mickey22895 mickey22895
    posted a quote
     October 6, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    mario:
    is there a problem officer?
    cop:
    quite a few actually, first off you're speeding.
    mario:
    well yeah i have to win this race.
    cop:
    illegal street racing on the wrong side of the road?
    mario:
    well when you put it like that..
    cop:
    and littering that banana you threw back there caused an accident.
    mario:
    yeah about that..wario was all up in my sh●t so i had to do something.
    cop:
    did you have any drugs before you started driving sir?
    mario:
    nah man. but i just got a couple mushrooms.
    cop:
    step out of the car please.
    mario:
    fine but this is gonna kill my chance at the star cup. you're practically handing it to donkey kong.
    cop:
    donkey kong..?
    mario:
    the gorilla..
    cop:
    step. out. of. the. car.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 484 points
  4. mickey22895 mickey22895
    posted a quote
     October 2, 2011 9:40pm UTC
     
     
    I heard you found someone new?
     
    Yes, and he's better than you.
    Can he make you smile like I do?
     
    No, but he never makes me cry like you do.
     
    nmf/nmq
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     October 2, 2011 12:38pm UTC
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  7. mickey22895 mickey22895
    posted a quote
     September 26, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    There are always those kids in
    the hallway
    that are really loud
    right when it's dead silent and
    you're taking a test
    -__-
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  8. mickey22895 mickey22895
    posted a quote
     September 18, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    If a Girl
    understands your bullshit,
    sticks around through all your mistakes,
    and smiles even though you've done nothing for her.
    Than it's obvious she's a keeper,
    but it's also obvious
    >>You. Don't. Deserve. Her.<<
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  9. mickey22895 mickey22895
    posted a quote
     September 15, 2011 6:34am UTC
    I've always wondered
    What I sound like to people
    Who don't speak my language.
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 221 points
  10. mickey22895 mickey22895
    posted a quote
     September 14, 2011 7:47am UTC
    My lips are the gun,
    my smile is the trigger,
    my kisses are the bullets,
    label me a ,
    k i l l e r.
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 481 points
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    posted a quote
     September 14, 2011 7:42am UTC
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     September 13, 2011 11:00pm UTC
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  13. mickey22895 mickey22895
    posted a quote
     September 13, 2011 10:55pm UTC
    ☐Gay
    ☐Straight
    ☐Bisexual
    ☐Lesbian
    ☑Human
    I'm a lesbian and I get bullied constantly for being gay. Fave if you're against discrimination ♥
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  14. mickey22895 mickey22895
    posted a quote
     September 13, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Facebook is blue
    You look bangable...
    so i'll add you
     
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 46 points
  15. mickey22895 mickey22895
    posted a quote
     September 13, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    I compare myself to
    every girl who walks by.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 32 points
  16. mickey22895 mickey22895
    posted a quote
     September 13, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    when i was little,
    i put my face close to the fan
    to hear my robot voice.
    fave if you did too
    ♥
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  17. mickey22895 mickey22895
    posted a quote
     September 13, 2011 7:53am UTC
    The awkward when you already
    said "moment" in your mind before you read this.
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  18. mickey22895 mickey22895
    posted a quote
     September 7, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    Am I the only onewho reads the back of the shampoo bottle in the shower just because they're bored?♥
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  19. mickey22895 mickey22895
    posted a quote
     September 5, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    UH, I SAID YOU
    COULD BORROW
    MY PEN NOT
    FREAKIN EAT IT
    nm
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  20. mickey22895 mickey22895
    posted a quote
     September 5, 2011 10:57pm UTC
    Dear Glaciers,
    Sorry to hear about global warming and stuff.
    Karma is a total b**tch
    ♥Titanic.
    mickey22895
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 16 points
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