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NicoleMariexo6
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December 1, 2011 7:52pm UTC

At the end of the Victoria Secret fashion show
they played "born this way."
last time i checked you can't be born with fake boobs...
♥

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confessions_of_a_cutter
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November 27, 2011 3:49pm UTC

credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
If I had the nerve,
I'd be dead right now.

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Tamtam97
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 4:44pm UTC

We never
actually 'grow up'
we just learn how to act in public
♥

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vanybee
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November 10, 2010 2:38pm UTC

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becca95lx4
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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LookAtMeNow01
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August 8, 2011 2:26am UTC

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hikyler
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 10:07pm UTC

my parents never had the "talk" with me,
and yet, I know almost everything there is to know.

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ErBearLovesYou
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 12:26pm UTC

Witty Profiles is in competition with Pympy Quotes.
>:( about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
The whole world knows Witty will win.
nmf. FAV FOR STEVE<3

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xxlovelastsforeverxx
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 8:38pm UTC

If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car,I will assume you are a transformer.
nmq

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Stardolllover1999
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August 27, 2011 8:38pm UTC

Some babies were dropped when they were born .... You were CLEARLY thrown at the wall.
-_______-
Format by Sandrasaurus

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runner98
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August 27, 2011 8:36pm UTC

i went out to dinner tonight & the waiter asked me if pepsi was okay instead of coke. i replied, "Uhm no!" his face was priceless.♥

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alltimelowxox
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 4:57pm UTC

dear guy sitting next to me,
I can see you copying my test. Sincerely, joke's on you, I
didn't study either. [♥]
nmf
nmq.
no credit to me.

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xxlovelastsforeverxx
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 1:04am UTC

That feeling you get when you have your first kiss,
it's like the butterflies are having seizures.♥

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chloeesmith
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 10:57am UTC

i'm in love with my bed
but my alarm clock
wont let us be together :(
nmf

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lisac517
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 2:25pm UTC

The perfect boyfriend
doesn't smoke, cheat, drink or exsist.
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cutiepiebre
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 2:08pm UTC

I hate when
you can't talk because you're about to cry

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Deanna*
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 8:41pm UTC

so what we get drunk
so what we smoke weed
were just having fun
we don't care who sees
so what we go out
thats how its supposed to be
living young, wild, and free

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Adriix3
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 9:26pm UTC

yo mama so faat,
when she tripped & fell i didnt wanna laaugh , but the groound was craacking up !(:

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kiwi145623
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August 27, 2011 2:45pm UTC

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4jalyn
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August 27, 2011 11:22am UTC

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