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BrunetteBiitch
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May 20, 2013 5:19pm UTC

I hate you.
but I can't stop loving you.

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BrunetteBiitch
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April 7, 2013 10:30am UTC

Credit-kclove5layouts
Internet
A day without you
is like a year
without rain.
Format by kclove5layouts

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Lol_SoTrue
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April 7, 2013 10:33am UTC

LolSoTrue #15
Surprise s/x is the best thing to wake up to!
Unless you're in prison...

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auto_correct_fails
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 10:40am UTC

Sweetheart, I'm going to give you one last chance, it's either me or your Xbox!!! Choose Now!
I'm going to miss you
WTF!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?
nmf

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BrunetteBiitch
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 4:19pm UTC

So I was looking through comments on this popular instagram page today
and I saw this:
"Hello, I am currently 9 years old and I want to become a potato. I know there are a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14, I'm moving to Lays; home of the greatest potatoes around. I've already cut off both my arms, and now roll on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a potato yet, but I promise if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest potato ever. I have a dandy dandy human companion to guide me through this harsh journey and type this up for me. Thank you."
Please, whoever and where ever you are, come and join witty.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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BrunetteBiitch
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 7:29pm UTC

Apparently,
If you laugh for 24 hours,
you get a six pack.
New life goal?
I think, yes!

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Lol_SoTrue
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 7:34pm UTC

LolSoTrue #12
When someone says they have to ask you a question,
you think of all the bad things you've done recently.

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BrunetteBiitch
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 2:46pm UTC

I'm just starting to slowly reach that point in life.
I'm just so used to everything now.
People talking sh/t about you.
People hating on you for no reason.
People will hurt you, even though they say they won't.
Promises will be broken, even though they promised.
People will use you and take advantage of you.
People will make you regret giving them your trust.
Truth is, I don't give a f/ck anymore.

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strawberry_skittles
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February 7, 2013 4:07pm UTC

If you read this you're my Valentine. No take backs.

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Lol_SoTrue
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January 24, 2013 11:53am UTC

LolSoTrue #11
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia.
I can't sleep because i have Internet Connection.

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strawberry_skittles
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 11:47am UTC

I'm in a relationship with my wifi. I guess you could say we have a connection.

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lyrics456
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Funny when your dead,
How people start listening.♥

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strawberry_skittles
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January 11, 2013 9:24pm UTC

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Go ahead,
Pass me in the halls and pretend I don't exist.
I hope every single time we make eye contact,
You relive every memory we've ever had.
And I hope it hurts.
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strawberry_skittles
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 5:40pm UTC

I'm tired of crying.
I'm tired of yelling.
I'm tired of being sad.
I'm tired of pretending.
I'm tired of being alone.
I'm tired of being angry.
I'm tired of feeling crazy.
I'm tired of feeling stuck.
I'm tired of needing help.
I'm tired of remembering.
I'm tired of missing things.
I'm tired of being different.
I'm tired of missing people.
I'm tired of feeling worthless.
I'm tired of feeling empty inside.
I'm tired of not being able to just let go.
I'm tired of wishing I could start all over.
I'm tired of dreaming a life I will never have.
But most of all, I'm just tired of being tired.

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Lol_SoTrue
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 5:45pm UTC

LolSoTrue #8
Twitter, a place where people say things they want to say in real life, but don't have the courage to.

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strawberry_skittles
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 10:26am UTC

Has it ever occurred to you
That you could change your life right this second if you really wanted to?
You could stand up and yell at your teacher.
You could place yourself in a life or death situation.
You could even take that risk and just spontaneously and passionately kiss the one you really love by surprise.
We could change the entire outcome of our lives.
And if our lives are really as bad as we say they are,
Why won't we take these chances?

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strawberry_skittles
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January 4, 2013 6:35pm UTC

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Ignore me?
Okay, that's cool.
Just don't be mad when I do it to you.
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gingerfox3
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January 3, 2013 4:55pm UTC

I have 5 fingers for a reason...
Thumb: To show the world I'm gonna be okay
Index: To pick out my dearest family members
Middle: For those b*tches who push me too far
Ring: For that special guy when the time is right
Pinky: For my best friend nd the promises I'll never break

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strawberry_skittles
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Tell him that I hate him,
that I don't need him anymore.
Just don't tell him I said this,
with tears in my eyes.

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