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1. auto_correct_fails
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2013 10:40am UTC
   Sweetheart, I'm going to give you one last chance, it's either me or your Xbox!!! Choose Now!
   I'm going to miss you
   WTF!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?
   nmf
   
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2. auto_correct_fails
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2012 3:52pm UTC
   Okay lets play a different game now!
   Lol any game as long as it's not hide and seek!
   As much as I wonder how we would play that game on our phones, why not hide and seek?
   Because a girl like you is impossible to find ;)
   nmf
   
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3. auto_correct_fails
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2012 3:49pm UTC
   Do you still need help sewing? I can come over on Sunday.
   No-I urinated my pants today.
   I urinated my pants.
   I heard you. Why?? Are you okay?
   Im trying to say un hemmed! I did not pee myself!!!
   Lol I was worried for a sec
   nmf
   
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4. auto_correct_fails
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   August 27, 2012 12:25pm UTC
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5. auto_correct_fails
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2012 12:21pm UTC
   I don't know, it will be my first time...
   Don't worry, it will feel really good that you will be screaming and shaking the whole time.
   What if we get caught because we wont be in school?
   Well babe, no need to worry, I'll hold you up against me the whole time.
   I don't know...
   The roller coaster isn't that scary babe.
   nmf
   
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6. auto_correct_fails
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2012 9:58pm UTC
   Hey, what are you doing today?
   Oh, I'm going to a Laker game with my rich British boyfriend.
   ....and the truth?
   I'm going to the Harlem Globetrotter's game with my mom...
   nmf
   
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7. auto_correct_fails
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2012 9:04pm UTC
   Honey, i saw our daughter at the strip club!!!
   Omfg...im so disappointed.
   me too...
   No, i'm disappointed in both of you!!! What the h*ll were you doing at the strip club?!?!?!
   Sh*t
   nmf
   
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8. auto_correct_fails
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2012 9:01pm UTC
   K.
   B*TCH I WAS JUST ABOUT TO F*CKING GET OVER 2,000,000 IN TEMPLE RUN. BUT NOOOOO, I HAD TO GET A F*CKING TEXT MESSAGE FROM YOU THAT SAYS 'K'. F*CK YOU.
   You mad?
   nmf
   
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9. auto_correct_fails
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 10:58am UTC
   You know what's beautiful? Say the first word again.
   The first word again.
   Yeah, say it.
   It
   OMG I"M JUST TRYING TO BE CUTE!!!
   nmf
   
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