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  1. melb102 melb102
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 11:46pm UTC
    I NEED TO BUY SOME BOXERS...
    So I can sag with my pants below my butt like Lil Wayne for Halloween. ღ

  2. maybaby12 maybaby12
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    ◕‿◕

  3. taryn101always taryn101always
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    I'm a teenage girl
    I sing into my hairbrush, i eat when i'm mad,
    i scream at my computer, i drop my phone daily,
    my room never stays clean for more than a day,
    music is my therapy, and
    of course theirs this boy that i'm absolutely crazy about...

  4. DrWittyPepper DrWittyPepper
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    This is what happens when everybody gets an iPhone:
    *Teacher's phone rings in class*
    At least 3 people in the room get a spaz attack because your teacher's ringtone is the same as yours.
    true story. happened in english class today.

  5. bby_gurl13 bby_gurl13
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    Fave if you go to public or private school.
    Comment if you go to online school, home schooling, or alternative education school.

  6. soniaG soniaG
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    so today my grandma; was in the living room attempting to do yoga, when she saw me crying so she went to the kitchen made me pancakes +got me some chocolates and tissues and asked me 'who's the jerk?' i love her so much!<3 true story. nmf

  7. xBiebersShawtyx xBiebersShawtyx
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    When people ask me who I like,
    I say that he's imaginary. Because the
    boy i fell in love with, no longer exists.
    The person he is now, is not the
    person that i like. He's changed, he's
    lied, hes done stuff he promised me he
    would never do. I'll never have the boy I
    like back.

  8. xhighwayunicorn xhighwayunicorn
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 2:59pm UTC
    Admit It.
    >>We've all recorded ourselves singing to see if we could actually sing. <<&hearts

  9. jess8081 jess8081
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 3:41pm UTC
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    lies

  10. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 1:02pm UTC
    If you were born in September,
    it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
    format- akk3165 :3 - tumblr

  11. SarahSnyd SarahSnyd
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    conversations with cleverbot..
    User: OMG.
    Cleverbot: Jesus christ.
    User: Taylor lautner.
    Cleverbot: Taylor lautner and kristen stewart kissed in public.
    User: Taylor lautner. User: Taylor lautner is so sexy.
    Cleverbot: He's mine backoff.
    User: NO! HE'S MINE!
    Cleverbot: Break of dawn.
    User: Correction; breaking dawn*.
    Cleverbot: Oh! They're good, I like Linkin Park though.
    User: You make no sense. Taylor lautner is so sexy.
    Cleverbot: Justin bieber.
    User: Is sexy, but not as sexy as taylor lautner.
    Cleverbot: No.
    User: Taylor lautner's my husband.
    Cleverbot: Taylor lautner and kristen stewart kissed in public.
    User: You already told me.
    Cleverbot: So, how were you made?
    User: Uhmm.. Go ask you're mom..

  12. KyleJessForever1234 KyleJessForever1234
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    My friend broke something
    and she just looks and me and says.
    "I'm sorry... Was this important?"

  13. xoDivyaxo xoDivyaxo
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    Slowly moving your arm onto the armrest at the cinema before the other person does..
    admit it, you've done it.
    nmf

  14. xoDivyaxo xoDivyaxo
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 5:22am UTC
    one, two, three, four
    I declare a tongue war.
    nmf

  15. soniaG soniaG
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. soniaG soniaG
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    hi, my names shower
    if you turn me on
    i will get you wet
    -----------♥-----------
    n m f .

  17. annabel6 annabel6
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    why wait for 11:11
    when God is available 24/7?

  18. annabel6 annabel6
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. DearSincerely DearSincerely
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 9:56am UTC

    Dear Sleep,
    I am sorry I hated you when I was a little kid! I was too immature to understand true love. I savor every moment with you. Forgive me?
    Sincerely, A Sleepy Teenager ♥
    nmq

  20. lexsoccer1829 lexsoccer1829
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 9:58am UTC
    No-one is
    scared of heights,
    t h e y "r e a f r a i d t o f a l l
    No-one is scared to play,
    they're afraid to lose
    No-one is scared of the dark,
    they're afraid of whats in it.
    No-one is scared to say, "I love you",
    they're afraid of the response

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