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SPREADING THE WITTY LUUURV

DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
September 20, 2011 4:15pm UTC

This is what happens when everybody gets an iPhone:
*Teacher's phone rings in class*
At least 3 people in the room get a spaz attack because your teacher's ringtone is the same as yours.
true story. happened in english class today.

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 8:05am UTC

They laughed at me && asked
"What do you see in him??"
I smiled at them && said
"Everything you don't." <3

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 7:49am UTC

That awkward moment
when you type two periods at the end of a sentence
and it completely changes the meaning..

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 7:40am UTC

Life is short
So break the rules.
Forgive like you have amnesia,
Believe like a kid, Love like crazy,
Laugh till you fart,
And never regret anything that made you happy.

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
July 5, 2011 9:26pm UTC

I say that
I wish I could take back all the hugs & kisses & I love yous
but if I really could,
I know I wouldn't.
♥

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 3:59am UTC

i
am
not
random.
i
salad.

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
June 5, 2011 2:39am UTC

That awkward moment
when you're sitting in a toilet cubicle minding your own business and
BAM!
a unicorn barges in and tries to sell you weed.
nmf

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
May 25, 2011 7:32am UTC

I draw fat stick figures
because honestly,
I think that the stick figure world needs to get over their
anorexia.
nmf

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
May 17, 2011 10:29pm UTC

Hi,
you're cute, do mind if I
sat next to you to hear you laugh?
nmf

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
May 16, 2011 2:37am UTC

Today my uncle and auntwere playing limboin what they thought was a deserted parking lotwhen suddenlya stranger came out of the ticket booth
saying he saw it all.then he walked away whistling.
nmf

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
March 23, 2011 1:52pm UTC

The random times of day
When we go to the fridge
Look inside
And come back 3 seconds later
To see if there's anything new inside.

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
March 20, 2011 5:20am UTC

I wish they had "remember me" buttons in life
Like they do on facebook or skype or twitter
So that if I ever happen to accidentally log out of your life,
You only have to click my button
and you'll remember me.

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
February 27, 2011 9:50pm UTC

Hey girlz. Remember when... Twilight was just a time of day?
Hey guyz. Remember when... COD was just the name of a fish?
miiine (:

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
February 18, 2011 6:18am UTC

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
February 14, 2011 6:39am UTC

There are 20 types of facebookers:
1. over photo editors
2. extremely frequent status updaters
3. page likers
4. attention seekers
5. wall posters
6. Farmvillers
7. cars for profile picturers
8. depressing status updaters
9. spammers
10. swearers
11. constant status likers
12. stalkers
13. fake relationship statusers
14. inboxers
15. chatters
16. pokers
17. guys who take photos in mirrors
18. people who cant spell
19. song lyrics for status makers
20. overreactors
Favorite if you're one of them ;)

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
February 14, 2011 6:36am UTC

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
February 12, 2011 3:42am UTC

i went to google images and typed "ew" just for the sake of it
More than half of the first page was twilight

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
November 25, 2010 8:13pm UTC

"i luv him. not bcuz he's hot or sexy, but bcuz he healed a broken heart I thought was unmendable."
miiiine! :]

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
November 6, 2010 5:15am UTC

"Always aim for the chest," my mother used to say. "It's the largest part of the body, and the spot you're least likely to miss. Of course, you're more likely to kill than wound if you aim for the chest rather than the thigh or arm... but what do you want to wound for, anyway? The point is to take them down."

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DrWittyPepper
posted a quote
October 2, 2010 6:43am UTC

This is me and my 2 bestfriend's very regular convo:
Me: *posts 2 chat* The weather was so beautiful today that I decided to take a nap on my car. About 15 minutes into my nap, I woke up to some little kid's lips on mine. As I got up, extremely confused, the little boy started yelling, "It worked! It worked! Sleeping Beauty's alive!!" Best kiss ever. MLIA
best friend: AWWWWWWWWWWWW
Me:: i wish i was that girl
my other best friend: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW THAT IS SOOOOOOOOO CUTE. <3
Me: right?! RIGHT?!
my best friend: lol no left
Me: i thought we were gonna go str8?
my other best friend: whaaaaat?! i thought we're gnna go side ways~!
Me: let's just go BACK. i think we're lost.
my other best friend: yeah we shud.
Me: maderoo
best friend: zoester
other best friend: angielaa
I LOVE YOU GUYZ!!!!

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