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*crybaby*
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February 21, 2014 12:17am UTC

what do people do with boyfriends??? do you have to take them for walks???
or water them?? what if they die

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BravoSierra
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February 21, 2014 4:19pm UTC

Never be ashamed of your job.If you deliever pizza, deliver the FÚCK out lf that pizza.

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happiest*
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February 21, 2014 3:36pm UTC

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

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Delwen
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February 13, 2014 10:50pm UTC

my body is sinking into
the unknown lands
everything i see is
turning to black
i feel as if somthing
is inside me
somthing i can't control
for which i must say
has already took my soul

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mads*
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 10:01am UTC

I've always wondered how police
on bikes arrested people
"Alright get in the basket"

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mads*
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February 13, 2014 10:04am UTC

could u please put ur crying kid on vibrate

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dreamer*
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February 13, 2014 10:17am UTC

jesus: mom I told you I didn't want a big party
mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

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Sophie*
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February 13, 2014 8:08am UTC

Me:Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents:Ok, cool.
Me:Your luggage is outside

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bye*
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February 11, 2014 7:40pm UTC

green M&Ms count as vegetables right

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capsized*
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February 11, 2014 9:06pm UTC

Perks of dating me:
•you’ll be the hot one

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