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notme*
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April 11, 2012 10:11pm UTC

Hey I just met you.And this is crazy.But I didn't use protection.So heres your baby.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sme927
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April 11, 2012 7:16pm UTC

When someone says your pretty and you're just like,
stop lying to me.

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jazzie1220
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April 11, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Brunette: HIDE! THERES A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE!!!Blonde: OH NO!!!! *runs to kitchen*Brunette: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??Blonde: HIDING MY FRUIT LOOPS! WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING!♥ if you get it! :)

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Andreaxoxo
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April 11, 2012 4:19pm UTC

Describe me in one word
Mine♥

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Sasha360
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April 11, 2012 8:08pm UTC

A picture's worth a thousand words,
A song is worth a millon,
But the tears falling from your eyes?
Yeah, those are worth a billion.
nmq/nmf

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lexidanielle_xo
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April 11, 2012 6:14pm UTC

IF YOU GOT THROUGH YESTERDAY,
YOU CAN GET THROUGH TODAY ♥

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samhu00
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April 11, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Waiting until
12:00 a.m.
to say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!"
To a close friend.
♥

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HesaidShesaid
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 10:38pm UTC

"Aww,what a cute dog"
*walks closer* BARK BARK BARK
"Well f*ck you too you ugly piece of sh*t"
//

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mandarose519
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 7:07pm UTC

Do you love me?
ofcourse(:
then let me go
dont you love me?
yes, but if i stay with you it's gonna be harder to say goodbye
then don't say goodbye..
babe i have cancer.
</3

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anonymouus
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 6:39pm UTC

You're 14 and single?! And you have a
crush on someone who doesn't like
you back? AND your mom took your
phone?! God bless you child, you stay
strong now. No of course I'm not being
sarcastic. Tell me more about how
hard your life is and how you're going
to be forever alone because the love
of your life doesn't know your name.
You poor tortured teenager.

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jazzie1220
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April 11, 2012 4:47pm UTC

There is nothing more beautiful then a smile that struggled through tears ♥

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ENGLANDWRESTLER
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April 11, 2012 4:26pm UTC

You have no idea how happy I get when the phone rings and its you.
microwave beeps and my food is ready.

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wuvyouboo
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April 11, 2012 6:22pm UTC

that quality moment when
you hear a song & every single word describes your situation
♥

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x_ily_x
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April 11, 2012 8:08pm UTC

If I drink alcohol I am alcoholic,
If I drink fanta,am I fantastic?
Format by Sandrasaurus

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pigglywiggly
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April 11, 2012 5:56pm UTC

with the way i eat i should be at least 800 pounds...

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Xx_Fa7aB_xX
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April 11, 2012 3:46pm UTC

A 5-year old boy asked
his friend:
" What's Friendship? "
He replied, " Friendship is when you steal my chocolates everyday from my bag .. And yet, I still keep them in the same place. "

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EmilyxLovesxU
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April 11, 2012 4:06pm UTC

* On A Rollercoaster *
Other People: "Ahhh WooHoo"
Me: "OMG OMG OMG....Shiiiiit..I'M GONNA DIE...Get Me OFFF!!"
Format by Sandrasaurus

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somethingsimple
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 5:35pm UTC

what guys should never do #6
Talk about other girls. Don't say they're hot, pretty, or even nice.We don't want to hear it.

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chocolate_monsterx3
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 7:35pm UTC

That awkward
moment
When you're taking off a sweatshirt, and your shirt is like
"NO! take me with you!"
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