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ENGLANDWRESTLER

1. ENGLANDWRESTLER
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 6:22pm UTC
   FUN FACT:
   100% of the people reading this are alive.
   
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2. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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   May 19, 2012 6:16pm UTC
   With bestfriends,
   I can laugh nonstop and
   Forget about my sadness
   
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3. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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   May 11, 2012 8:49pm UTC
   Unicorns
   aren't mythical creatures.
   They're horse dressed in landshark costumes.
   Don't trust them motherf.ckers!
   
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4. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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   May 2, 2012 10:14pm UTC
   So today at lunch, me and my friends weren't going to talk to see how awkward it would be. (We're weird like that)
   We also couldn't talk to anybody outside of our lunch table. We wanted to get our favorite teacher's attention so she could dismiss us to get our food,
   So we started clapping at her.
   We didn't only get her attention,
   but everybody else in the cafeteria started clapping with us.
   It was epic.
   
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5. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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   April 19, 2012 9:38pm UTC
   Bert: Say Ernie, would you like some ice cream?
   Ernie: Sherbert!
   
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6. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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   April 19, 2012 9:23pm UTC
   When the automatic door doesn't open for you.
   REJECTED
   © format by: h0peful
   
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7. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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   April 11, 2012 8:46pm UTC
   If life gets tough, you're doing it right.
   
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8. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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   April 11, 2012 8:33pm UTC
   Student: What is this, 20 questions?!
   Teacher: It's a test..
   
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9. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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   April 11, 2012 8:27pm UTC
   My middle name is "Sexy",
   but unfortunately my first name is "Not" (._.)
   
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10. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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    April 11, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    A day without sunshine is like, well..
    Night.
    
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11. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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    April 11, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    Well, on the other hand..
    You have different fingers.
    
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12. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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    April 11, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    You have no idea how happy I get when the phone rings and its you.
    microwave beeps and my food is ready.
    
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13. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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    April 10, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.
    -Martin Luther King Jr
    
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14. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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    April 10, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.
    -Martin Luther King Jr
    
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15. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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    April 10, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Pickup lines for old people: Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause I've fallen for you and can't get up.
    
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16. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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    April 10, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Love is like a fart,
    if you have to force it, then it's probably shat.
    
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17. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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    April 10, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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18. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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    April 10, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    That extremely annoying moment
    when you're behind a slow walker & there's no way around them.
    
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19. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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    April 8, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    Telling someone that you're going to bed,
    when you're actually not,
    and then having to hold back
    from posting things on Facebook/Twitter.
    
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20. ENGLANDWRESTLER
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    April 8, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    This quote will get tons of faves because it mentions
    ONE DIRECTION
    
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