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2Love_X_Lust2
posted a quote
October 21, 2009 7:19pm UTC

The Past Never Really Disapears..
It may be covered by a mask, and it may seem to fade,
But it shows up again when your least expecting it.
♥

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2Love_X_Lust2
posted a quote
October 24, 2009 12:05am UTC

BestFriends?
more like sisters♥

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2Love_X_Lust2
posted a quote
October 24, 2009 12:27am UTC

mmmk, so i was gonna write you a really long paragraph and stuff, but hey, heres a sentence....
So theres this girl, shes the craziest, funniest, prettiest, dumbest person i know, and thats why shes my best friend xD
lol i love you (:

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xoxuuknnouuluvvmeeeexox
posted a quote
April 7, 2009 6:00pm UTC

diNoSauR ExtiNCtioN
wasn't an accident .
barney came along,
and they all committed
SuiCiDe

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softball42796
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February 19, 2009 10:56am UTC

Some Stupid Celeb Quotes
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Sheilds
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
-Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)
"You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears
"I think war is a dangerous place."
- George W. Bush
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager
"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
— Britney Spears
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer
"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
-George Gobel
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President
No need to faveorite, I just thought they were hysterical!

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Cookie_ninja_xo
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December 22, 2008 5:02pm UTC

A few ways to make an aim conversation more interesting/funnier:
1. Start saying "omg omg omg omg omg" and wait for them to freak out and say "whats the matter?!" And then just say; hi.
2. Ask the person your talking to to write you a story.
3. Say; "I know what your doing." They'll say " how?" You reply: "I can see you through the window."
4. Tell them it spells like up dog in your room and theyll say "Whats up dog?" And you reply: "Nothing much.. just chillin.. you?
5. Tell them your brother/sister just fell down the stairs.
6. Say " I g2g my favorite show is on" They'll say "what show?" "Dora the explorer.. durr!"
7. Send a sad face and they'll ask why you are sad, you reply: "cuz i just looked at a picture of your face! :("
8. Send random drawings. For example:
() ()
(oo)
(uu)O and say "Look! It's a bunny!"
9. Keep changing your font color.
10. Send red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then blue, then purple, then pink, and tell them its a rainbow.
11. Tell them you are moving to Anarctica so they can have your ipod.
12. Send kissy faces even if it is a girl and say "I loveeee yoouuu (: <333"
13. Write random stuff (fajfsaighaigksnaoahg for example) and then tell them your cat jumped on the keyboard.
14. Tell them you g2g because its time for dinner at 3:00.
15. Get quotes off witty and keep sending them randomly.
16. On your away message/status write random stuff about the person you are talking to.
17. Erase your profile and on it write your friends name at the top instead of yours; [_____'s buddy info] and then write a bunch of weird stuff under it.
18. Start bursting out in song.
19. Say you have to go because it is time for your anger management class and then when they say okay bye or lol flip out at them.
20. Tell them you just made a new screename its: I hAtE _____ [<-- their name]
21. Ignore them for awhile.
22. Write in one of the symbol fonts.
**ALL MINE**
Oh my goodness this took me so long!
Hope you like!
Thought these would be pretty funny to do!
[I did some of them]
Rate for mee ;)

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funkyfunkyfresh
posted a quote
February 20, 2009 4:52am UTC

Things u HAVE to do in a supa-market!!!
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
hope you like it <3

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ninsterrr
posted a quote
February 21, 2009 5:39pm UTC

i hated going to weddings.
all the grandmas would poke me
and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
when i started doing it to them at
f u n e r a l s .
not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?

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