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sabriinaaxkaulitz
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July 21, 2009 9:57pm UTC

SometimesHeMakesMeSoMad;;
i wanna just ___* t h r o w h i m i n t o
o n g o i n g ` t r a f f i c . . .
but then i realize ; i would probably
K i L L – x – M Y S E L F
[ trying to s - a - v - e him. ]
.♥.
**request for omgizzleitsmaddie. Want one? Comment tha pro. ;p

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wowiloveyou
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July 21, 2009 7:08pm UTC

When we were younger
we called them
boys.
As teens we they're known as
guys.
And adults call them
men.
But to me, no matter what you call them they'll always be
a s s h o l e s(:
*credit to ErinBear22. changed the last part(:

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iN_tHe_ClouDs_xo
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July 14, 2009 11:53am UTC

VoLLeyBaLL.
When you spike the ball and hit a girl
in the face you can say:
"Want a manicure with that facial?"
baahh [;
love itt.

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xxsparklingwingsxx
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July 20, 2009 9:17pm UTC

REMEMBER WHEN?
periods were the ones in sentences
"fly" was what the birds did, not an adjective
the drama was over the pink crayon
and your boyfriend was the one who
was next to you at
n a p t i m e
somebody please!! make it look nice with fades and everything. >>made for jocking<<

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OMExoxo21
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July 21, 2009 12:07pm UTC

.:Joke:.
A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday.when he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do i look. he replied 26 , the man said thanks but im 46. he then went to a butcher's shop asked the same question, the butcher said 29 the old man said thanks but im 46, he then went and asked a old women how old do i look, she said im 88yrs old and have a bad eyesight but i can tell how old someone is by putting my hand down their trousers for 15 minutes. the man accepted and let her have a feel . 15 minutes later she took her hand out and said your 46 , the man said thats amazing ho did you know, she replied i was behind you in the butcher's shop

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Sea
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July 21, 2009 4:37pm UTC

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xChristinax0x12
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July 21, 2009 11:53am UTC

Looks like someone went shopping at
AbercrombieandBitch
today(:
^not mine(:
partial credit to :
----> peacexlovexfuzzysocks

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horsegirl67
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July 21, 2009 12:55pm UTC

Funny Twilight pickup lines:
Edward: Hello. The voices in my head just told me to talk to you.
Jasper: My name is Jasper... but you can call me Dr. Feelgood.
Emmett: You wanna see me crush a boulder?
Jacob: You know what they say, right? Once you go Black, you never go back.

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__cityofangels
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July 21, 2009 12:45pm UTC

i f i c o u l d f i n d y o u n o w
- THINGS WOULD GET BETTER -
we could leave this town and run forever
| l e t y o u r w a v e s c r a s h d o w n o n m e &*
`- - - - - - - - > take me away, yeah
+ y e l l o w c a r d

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xoamericaneaglexo21
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July 21, 2009 10:07am UTC

im simply; adorkable * (:

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xkaacceeyy
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July 20, 2009 11:10pm UTC

so today i was sitting in traffic when
i noticed the two guys in the next car
dancing; when they saw me looking at
them, they stopped. i started dancing
myself, and then they started dancing
again with me. we were all rocking out
i felt i had made friends
;D
-lol, a bit off center-
read this and loved
it! quote credit goes
to whoever made
this. peace out home
dawg :D

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xkaacceeyy
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July 21, 2009 12:04am UTC

BE NICE TO EVERYONE
one day they might just become a serial killer
;D

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