.:Joke:.
A 46yr old man gets a
facelift for
his birthday.when he left he went to the newspaper
stand an asked how old do i look. he replied 26 , the man said
thanks but im 46. he then went to a butcher's
shop asked the same question, the butcher said 29
the old man said thanks but im 46, he then went and asked a old
women how old do i look, she said im 88yrs old and have a bad
eyesight but i can tell how old someone is by putting my hand
down their trousers for 15 minutes. the man accepted and let her
have a feel . 15 minutes later she took her hand out and said
your 46 , the man said thats amazing ho did you know, she replied
i was behind you in the butcher's shop
