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Member Since: 23 May 2009 11:31am

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 77158

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heyyyyyyyy=D  My name is Emma! I laugh  A LOTif your my friend you'd know what I mean.Speaking of my friends...My friends always make me laugh and thats why i looooovvveee them!. . .I also love to shop!People call me 'shrimp' or 'shorty' that MAY be true but i like to consider myself as fun-sized!=D(oh crap i think i wrote to much again)

                                                  
 -Emma*<3
  1. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 5:26pm UTC
    CHEESSY PICK-UP LINES!!#1
    hey,i crapped in my pants..
    can i get in yours?!?!
    sorry idk if it was alrdy on here..possible series??

  2. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2009 6:28pm UTC
    this morning i had frosted mini wheats for breakfast..!
    instead of getting ready for school, i spent an hour yelling at it saying"COME ON YOU STUPID CEREAL!!COME ALIVVEE!!!!!!!!!!"
    it wasnt tht good of a quote.sorry i was lazzy

  3. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 9:43pm UTC
    Type your name with your nose!
    bridgtet- Bridgette, lol.
    vanessdsa- Vanessa :D ahhahahahhha!
    daqsey6- casey! waoh
    lilly- Lilly (: yay!
    daruibn- Darin
    racheol- Rachel almost!!!!!
    skye- Skye ;) woohoo.
    erica: Erica
    bella: Bella =D
    briana: yay (:
    kt- katieee (:
    beca- haha i was so close it's becca!
    marea- haha i did it!!
    t5q54qa-hahaha tara i suck! my nose is too fat!
    kayla-haha i did it!!
    to4f9i-not even close its tori
    taylo944r- taylor
    szs m m b- wow wayy offf [ [ Sammy ] ]
    emily-emily :] yay!
    MELOISSA-Melissa!! soo close!!!
    emily-3jk889lo6y]]]]: Omg i think I have a big nose....lol I love it though !!
    ciuetbney- courtney, lol
    piperleo123- i did it piperleo123
    wqnqhjgyz- Samantha way off lol
    danielle/lilquadd77 <-- i actually typed it all w_ my nose !
    katherine; katherine ;D yuppers
    swaqmkmki34.... tryed spelling sammie didnt work....lol
    fopq955r44e-wayyy of tht not how u spell clair
    uhmm...i like using my elbow better!
    elbow--c
    nose-3kjma-emma
    elbow-emma YAAAY!(i didnt cheat!!)

  4. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 9:20pm UTC
    (>_<) he sniffed something funny.
    ( *_* ) he saw a pretty girl.
    (-_-)z..z..z.z he is sleeping SHHHHH!
    (D_D) he saw naked ladi (lmfao)
    ($_$) he's got money and he knows it!!
    (#_#) knocked out...
    sorry i was like madd bored XD!

  5. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 4:00pm UTC
    REAL CONVO #3
    (me and mom listening to the radio.and a commercial comesa on and about weight loss)
    mom changes station
    me:hey! i wanted to see what song was coming up next.
    mom:i dont care i hate those stupid weight loss commercials they are useless.
    me:(well, sombody's a little jealous)

  6. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2009 9:44pm UTC
    ::ALWAYS KISS ME GOOD-NIGHT::

  7. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2009 11:18am UTC
    Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told her, "Yes, I'm saving myself until marriage". She replied, "That's a load of bullshit, you just can't get a guy!" Sadly, she's right. FML
    lmao this is funny=)

  8. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2009 11:02am UTC
    I CALLED YOUR BROTHER GAY..:
    AND HE SLAPPED ME WITH HIS PURSE L=
    yah ikno ALOT of ppl have it.but on my old account l was like the first one to have it.soooo dont hate thx ;)

  9. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2009 10:30am UTC
    SHOCKIN! #1
    today i was in church with my grandparents and my sister.so when the preist came in everone became quiet and then i sneezed really loud.WE WERE IN CHURCH AND NOBODY SAID "GOD BLESS YOU"
    is that weird or waht lol?true stroy=)

  10. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2009 9:35pm UTC
    right now im watching the new phineus + ferb.=D
    AND GUESS WHAT ?!!?
    PERRY RAN AWAY AND IT MADED ME SAD ='(
    <3perry

  11. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2009 9:21pm UTC
    TODAY I GOTS ME-SELF A HAMMSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    actually i gots 2 lighning &+ thunder=D

  12. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 9:49pm UTC
    boy: (>>'_') girl: ('_'<<)
    (>>'_')-i lovee you!<3- ('_'<<)- i DONT love you-
    . . . YEARS LATER. . . .
    (>>'_')-now i love you!<3- ('_'<<)-too late now bucko!!i'm ova you-
    kinda weird...i was REALLY bored.(?)

  13. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 6:15am UTC
    YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
    (first pet + car you want)
    samercades<<=D
    YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME:
    (“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
    The lacrosse sunshine tour
    YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:
    (first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite month)
    Sterling October
    YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
    (favorite color + favorite animal)
    Orange Tiger(<omg i luv it+
    YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
    (middle name + city where you were born)
    Terease Providence
    SUPERHERO NAME
    (“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink)
    The purle rootbeer
    NASCAR NAME:
    (the first names of your grandfathers)
    gerad dennis
    SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
    (your favorite season/holiday + flower)
    Spring Tulip
    CARTOON NAME:
    (favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or y)
    Pomegranet tank topy(?)
    HIPPY NAME:
    (what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree)
    Muffin Peach
    VAMPIRE NAME:
    (You're name + Cullen)
    Emma Cullen <333

  14. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 5:57am UTC
    im the type of girl who will spend alllllllll dayy just to get ready for prom...
    and find out its NEXT TUESDAY.=\
    ---EmmA ,
    no jocking all mine just thought of it =D

  15. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 4:58pm UTC
    people say muffins are just ugly cupcakes.....right?
    well thats not fair now i feel bad for muffins!!!
    all mine=D
    --*EmmA*

  16. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 4:48pm UTC
    Am i the only onE #2
    am i the only one who puts on lip gloss,mascara,and cute clothes just to take pictures of myself ?!
    (this one was bad sry i was bored)
    --EmMa<3=o

  17. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2009 9:33pm UTC
    Real Convo #2
    (me and jared doing your momma jokes to each other)
    jared: your momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
    me: ugh that wasnt nice! ='(
    jared: okay its your turn now.
    me: okay....your momma's so fat.......SHE'S FAT!
    jared: wtf?
    lmao sorry i found it funny=)
    -leave comments-

  18. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2009 8:00am UTC
    Am i the only one !? #1
    am i the only one who cries when Garry runs away from spongebob. ?!

  19. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 12:03pm UTC
    10 favorites
    • Favorite Color: hot pink or purple
    • Favorite Food: marshmellows=D
    • Favorite Singer: 3oh!3..&..brooke hogan (a lil)
    • Favorite Movie: stand by me
    • Favorite Sport: lacrosse;)
    • Favorite Day Of the Week: saturday
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: cake batter and strawberry cheesecake mme ;P
    • Favorite Time of Day: night
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: hipperrr !?!
    • Current Taste: mint
    • Current Clothes: pink tank gray shortss
    • Current Computer: my friends lol
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color:sparkly pinkish color
    • Current Time: 11:24 a.m.
    • Current Surroundings: a palm tree and a desk. (lol dont ask)
    • Current Annoyance(s): my dad wont take me to IPARTY!!!!
    • Current Thought:nothing lmao
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: i have to many
    • First crush: ben
    • First Screen Name: killerwhalezz222
    • First Piercing: ears
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: eggs and bacon mmmmmmm
    • Last Car Ride: last night
    • Last Text Message: alex
    • Last Movie Seen: theaters:imagine that;at home: goosebumps
    • Last Item Bought: gum i think idk!
    • Last CD Played: jonas bros.
    4 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: nope
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: yup ;)
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: no!!!
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: yes a smooth legs commercial =D
    4 Things
    • You're Wearing:umm pink tank gray shorts socks and otha stuff i dont need to say
    • You Did Last Night: slept over my friends house
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: hair dryer friends brother screaming on x-box live lol
    • You Can't Live Without: music my friends and umm....air(?)
    5 Places You've Been To
    • 1. new hampshire
    • 2. maine
    • 3. block island
    • 4. boston
    • 5. new york
    3 People You Can Tell Anything To
    • 1. alexx
    • 2. bobbie
    • 3. the lil voice inside of my head lmfao!!
    2 Choices
    • 1. black or white: white
    • 2. Hot or Cold: hot

  20. lil_vamp_girl22 lil_vamp_girl22
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2009 7:39pm UTC
    >FOR PRACTICLY MY WHOLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE LIFE IVE KNOWN HER.. .
    >WE FOUGHT OVER THE RED CHAIR. . . . .
    >ATE OUR PEAS WITH BUTTER. . . .
    >HAD THE BEST SLEEPOVER OF OUR LIVES!!. . . . .
    >SHE IS A GIRL I LIKE TO CALL SISTER EVEN THO WE ARENT RELATED. . . . .
    >SHE IS MY LIFE.HALF MY HEART IS MADE FOR HER AND I LOVVVVVEEEEEEEEE HER TO DEATH.
    >>>>>>>>>>ABIGIAL.ELIZABETH.CIMINI<3 I LOVE YOU

:)

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