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Funny Twilight pickup lines:

Edward:  Hello. The voices in my head just told me to talk to you.

Jasper: My name is Jasper... but you can call me Dr. Feelgood.

Emmett: You wanna see me crush a boulder?

Jacob: You know what they say, right? Once you go Black, you never go back.
 

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Funny Twilight pickup lines: Edward: Hello. The voices in my

33 faves · 1 comments · Jul 21, 2009 12:55pm

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horsegirl67 · 1 decade ago
ok i have more twilight pickup lines, but depending on how many people fave this one i may or may not put more on
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