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  1. FaceTheDirtFollowTheGlitter FaceTheDirtFollowTheGlitter
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    \_/ <- My cup of care is empty... go away? kthanksbye ♥


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  3. WittyGirl_xoxo97 WittyGirl_xoxo97
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    Before you start
    Pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean.
    NMF

  4. 0nnaleeMarie143 0nnaleeMarie143
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    Reasons why periods suck..
    1. after sitting down for awhile, you suddenly stand up and it feels like Niagara Falls. 2. you want to hit someone in the face with a shovel. 3. you cry for no reasons. 4. you crave random things.


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  6. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    L . S . H . I . F. O . M . U. O. W. I .
    D. H . A . U. B. I . I . D. I . W . N . I . W.
    Laughing so hard i fell of my unicorn, oh wait i dont have a unicorn, but if i did i would name it winston♥
    MQ NMF

  7. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you shouldn't laugh but you do...

  8. closeyoureyesx3 closeyoureyesx3
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    A Lion
    would never cheat on his wife
    but a Tiger Wood


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    The lazy rule:
    can't reach what I dropped, don't need it.

  11. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    the girl who's absolutely gorgeous is called
    my bestfriend. i'm just the ugly sidekick that everbody else ignores.
     


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  13. sydissic sydissic
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    "I hope you go bald!!!"
    "I hope they cancel Oprah !!!"
    "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!"
    fave[♥] if you know where this is from (:

  14. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    That FML moment when
    you hop into bed, get under your covers, then realized you forgot to turn off the light

  15. pickles97 pickles97
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    And the boy whispered his last whisper and said "I'll be in your dreams". She, lying on the floor next to him, she shed a single tear, as he did and the two drops formed a heart, and he died that night♥

  16. haleyelizabeth haleyelizabeth
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    She said that she wanted to get high; He took her to the tallest hill in town.
    She said that she wanted to stay up All night and drink; He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi and said "drink up."
    She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face; He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger.
    She said that she wanted to cut herself; He took a picture of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up.
    She said that she wanted to see her blood; He took her to get her ears pierced.
    She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep;He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed.
    She said that she wanted to be alone; He gave her a name tag that said "my name is: alone."
    She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always; He asked when he wasn't…♥

  17. xochrista900 xochrista900
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    They didn't agree on much,
    in fact, they rarely agreed on
    anything, they fought all the
    time and they challenged
    each other everyday, but
    despite their differences they
    had one, important thing in common,
    they were crazy about eachother
    -the notebook

  18. silentorchestra silentorchestra
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    Laughing so hard no noise comes out;
    so you just sit there clapping like a mentally challenged seal.

  19. BlondeeChick BlondeeChick
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    Live like a princess
    Look like a barbie
    Party like a Ke$ha ;)

  20. ashlyn* ashlyn*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    strong>Format by XxprettixX
    I always fall for
    ♥♥The 'nobody'♥♥
    ♥♥♥♥♥ Because I see them for who they are and then
    they somehow become my everything.
    But even with all of this... it almost never works
    out. ♥♥♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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