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  1. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    "Dont, promise me the moon or the
    stars.
    just promise you'll stay under them
    with me forever."

  2. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    I am in an abusive
    relationship.
    They hurt me,
    they call me names,
    they tell me
    I'm worthless,
    and how much
    no one will ever
    love me.
    Thing is,
    I can't get away.
    Because you
    can't run away
    from yourself.
    (DS)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    drinking lots of water
    expectation: clear skin, fit, healthy, shiny hair
    reality: waking up in the middle of the night like fifty thousand times needing to pee

  5. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Dying is easy,
    »itS LIVING that scares me to death♥

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    why are you leaving
    when I desperately need you?♥

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    somewhere we went wrong
    we were once so strong
    our love is like a song
    you can't forget it at all

  8. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    I think the worst type of sad is the kind you can't explain. You don't know why you're sad, but you are. You just feel like crying all the time but you have no idea what you're crying about. You just know it sucks.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    if you ever think you've made bad decisions,
    just remember what it must feel like to be one of the 12 publishers that turned down Harry Potter.

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    "You're so hot,"
    I whisper, as I take my plate out of the microwave.

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    Don't you do all those things?:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.

  12. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 2:40am UTC
    "You speak another language? Teach me all the swear words!"

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    90% of the ocean is unexplored,
    yet you're going to tell me mermaids don't exist.

  14. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    Normal people with their crush
    Them: Okay, I've liked him for about a month now, it's time I tell him!
    Me: Day 76,435 and I still am watching from this bush. Soon, I will approach him. Soon.

  15. minxiy minxiy
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:02pm UTC
    *Person keeps poking me*
    Me: i swear to god if you poke me one more ti-
    Person: *pokes me again*
    Me: *evil stares at them*...
    Me:
    Them:
    Me:
    Them: *Pokes again*

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    "Haha you're 14 and you've only had one boyfriend? I'm 12 and I've had 7 lol."
    "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise this was a competition. what's the prize?...herpes?"

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

  18. j3susfr3ak j3susfr3ak
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    LETS PLAY YES OR NO.
    RULES: You can only say yes once & no once.
    Are you beautiful _____... Are you lying? ____.
    Just some inspirational quotes to make your day(:
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. HannahKennison HannahKennison
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    today a 6 year old boy saw me crying.
    he ran up gave me a GIANT hug
    & said
    "im sorry my entire gender sucks"
    and walked away
    <3

  20. waitingforyourtouch waitingforyourtouch
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Am I the only one??
    who wants to die,
    be dead for like a day,
    see how everyone reacts,
    then come back to life.

:)

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