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  1. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    Today, I saw an old lady
    vaccuming her lawn.

  2. spencer21 spencer21
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    TODAY I SAW A GIRL,
    With crazy-colored hair walking down the street.
    [♥] with a shirt that said, "Don't Judge."
    my friend tapped my shoulder, pointed at her, then started laughing.
    Then she turned around,
    the back of her shirt said,
    "I'm just having fun with my hair before chemo."
    She Gives Me Hope.
    nmf &givesmehope.com :)
    LAYOUTCREDI
    

  3. trapped trapped
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    It's been a year daddy.
    I really really miss you.
    Mommy said your in a safe place now.
    In a beautiful place called Heaven.
    We had your favorite dinner tonight.
    I ate it all up!
    Even though I don't like carrots..
    I learned how to swim this summer.
    I can even open my eyes when I'm under water.
    Can you see me?
    It's been 5 years daddy.
    And I'm in 5th grade now.
    I really like computers.
    But, math is hard.
    Mommy lets me sleep in one of your tee shirts.
    I think it still smells like you.
    I don't need to sleep with the light on anymore.
    I try not to cry daddy,
    but it still hurts.
    I really miss you daddy.
    Can you see me?
    It's been ten years daddy.
    I started high school.
    I made the honor roll,
    I hope you're proud of me.
    I'm also on the soccer team.
    Can you see me on the field?
    I started thinking about colleges.
    Do you think I could be a doctor?
    I know you'll be with me when I walk down the isle..
    I try not to be sad.
    But it hurts.
    I hope you know you're my hero.
    I love you so much.
    Can you see me?
    This is for all the kids who have lost a parent, sister, brother, uncle, aunt, grandparent, etc. in their life due to 9/11.
    Rest in peace. 
     

  4. Mollyyy Mollyyy
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    dear leg hair,
    i JUST shaved you like 15 minutes ago...
    sincerely, what is this!?

  5. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    On a scale of 1 to Spongebob
    how ready are you? ?`d
    ♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  6. mareadia914 mareadia914
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Your ipod? Laptop? Ipad?
    All because of one man:
    Steve Jobs. Even those of you
    who don't use Mac. Steve Jobs had the idea for Itunes. Music would'nt exist the way it does without him. So comon guys.
    Lets fave this one for him ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Shining_Star56 Shining_Star56
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    Disney should make a hairless princess;
    [♥] So that littlle girls with cancer can'feel beautiful.

  9. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  10. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    The big white van now has wifi and Tom Daley. (:

  11. snowskier snowskier
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 6:21am UTC
    If I was a dog and you were a flower
    I would lift my leg to give you a shower

  12. snowskier snowskier
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 6:09am UTC
    we live in a society where banks leave their doors wide open
    but chain their pens to the tables ✌

  13. For3v3rLove For3v3rLove
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 6:17am UTC
    Apparently we only use 2% of our brain.
    That explains alot...
    nmf

  14. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 6:21am UTC
    So according to Algebra 2,
    if you need to solve anything
    just add the purple to the letter elemeno
    and you should get a potato that will help your foot.
    DOES MATH SOUND LIKE THIS TO ANYONE ELSE.

  15. Bubbleboo Bubbleboo
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 6:53am UTC
    I didn’t fall. The
    floor just needed
    a hug


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Criminal_minds Criminal_minds
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    @*<*~What is yourworst fear?~*>*@

  18. Criminal_minds Criminal_minds
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    I watch NCIS, CSI and Criminal Minds,
    I can kill you in 30 without being caught :)

  19. Criminal_minds Criminal_minds
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    Life is way to short, so smile while you still have teeth...

  20. Criminal_minds Criminal_minds
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    True, money can't buy happines but i would rather cry in a BMW, than on a bike....

:)

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