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flamingobear
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:57pm UTC

You call me over when
«« you need some help
Tell me I'm such a good friend, that I never say no
I he lp you with the
problem
solve the tradejy
The next day I'm begging
At your doorstep
with a broken heart, asking for assistance in helping heal my heart
You stand there in shock
and say you're busy
close the door in my face, and tell me to leave
Who do I have to help me be okay?
No one because you actually made me consider you someone who was ment to help heal my heart, when it was in pain
(not my font, my quote)

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21owls
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:58pm UTC

excuse me while i die from embarrassment

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:57pm UTC

Dont ever let a guy make you feel ugly
because no matter what,
you are beautiful with or without him
-Zayn Malik.

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tiredofbeinginvisible7
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 6:00pm UTC

Brother 1: If you don't get out of my seat I'll hit you.
Brother 2: No
Me: I could have you arrested
Brother 1: What?
Me: You just threatened a seven year old, I could call the cops.
Brother 1: *Laughing*
Me: Why are you laughing?
Brother 1: You could call the cops? You beat me with a spoon yesterday!
(Quick Fact: Yesterday he wouldn't move out of the way of my pudding so I did, in fact, hit him with a spoon)
Me: You have no proof
Brother 1: Right....here *points to scatch on leg*
Me: I didn't hit you there!
Brother 1: Yes. I did a cool ninja flip and you hit there.*starts flailing around*
Me: Show me the flip
Brother 1: I-I can't. My ninja....
Me: What? Your ninja button is off?
Brother 1: ....Yes...
True Story...My family is special.

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EmilyStyles
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Thats what makes
you beautiful♥

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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:50pm UTC

Random things to do
(24
When people ask you a question shout,
"FOR NARNIA!"
NMF

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Karkat*
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:52pm UTC

Did you hear about the rose that grew from concrete?
Proving nature's law is wrong it learned to walk without having feet.
Funny it seems, but by keeping it's dreams it learned to breathe fresh air.
Long live the rose that grew from concrete When no one else ever cared.
CookieDoughFormats

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JoElla2016
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:52pm UTC

Trust takes Years to build, Seconds to break and Forever to repair.

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thingsiwanttodo
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:53pm UTC

things I want to do #39
drop waterballoons of a building
inspired by yoursfaithfully

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SecretSequin
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:54pm UTC

& even though
S{he's} br{ok}en.
..♥...

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Xx_Fa7aB_xX
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:55pm UTC

#18
Before I Die:
Live in a big house.

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kylieshae
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 5:15pm UTC

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>o I was going to give you this cookie
U U
... ...
...(\_/)
...('_' )
o<( <) But then I was like...
....U U
.(\__/)
.(O.O)
.(>o<) IT'S MY COOKIE!!!
..U U
.(\__/)
.(O.O)
.(>o<) I LIKE COOKIES!!!
..U U
(\__/)
(^_^)
(> <) So then I ate it..teeheehee

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kylieshae
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Dont Glare at me Lady,
your the one who named your kid marco
and screamed his name at the grocery store...

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kylieshae
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 7:50pm UTC

Hey i just met you,
and you look crazy
what brands your make up?
crayola, maybe?

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kylieshae
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Disney Quotes #1
"To die would be an awfully big
adventure."

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kylieshae
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 4:47pm UTC

Disney Quote #3
for every to, there is a fro, for every stop, there is a go, thats what makes the world go round

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kylieshae
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:00pm UTC

Disney Quotes #6
If there ever comes a day when we cant be together, keep me in yout heart,i'll stay there forever.

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XoXoCovey152XoXo
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 4:43pm UTC

Friend: What's your favorite movie?
Me: The Hunger Games
Friend: What's it about?
Me:
Friend:
Lord Voldemort:
Elmo:
Katniss Everdeen:
The Nazis:
Edward Cullen:
Cory Baxter:
Rebecca Black:
Cinderella:
Lil Wayne:
Barack Obama:
Miley Cyrus:
Me: B*tches on a shopping spree...

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randi*
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 4:37pm UTC

Eleanor: I'm a model!
Danielle: I'm a dancer!
Perrie: I'm a singer!
Me: AND I AM A F*CKING LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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