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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BravoSierra
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April 18, 2013 12:51pm UTC

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My parents still haven't apologized
for making me so ugly.

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ChocoTaco
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April 17, 2013 8:39pm UTC

Nicknames are always ten times funnier
when people don't know they have them.

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Travis Allred*
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April 17, 2013 6:38pm UTC

Reporter:How did you manage to
stay together for 65 years?
Woman: We were born in a time when
something was broken, we fixed it

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yourcool
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April 15, 2013 9:07pm UTC

billy has 32 pieces of bacon.
he eats 28.
what does he have now?
happiness.
billy has happiness.

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yourcool
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April 15, 2013 9:15pm UTC

i'm the type of person who looks at
menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.

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thatswutshesaid
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April 16, 2013 7:17pm UTC

♔
KEEP
CALM
AND
KEEP SMILING

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yourcool
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April 15, 2013 8:42pm UTC

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are
romeo and juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week.

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ChocoTaco
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April 15, 2013 5:53pm UTC

Well I think most of you heard about the bombing at the Boston Marathon
There's this girl on my track team who's dad was running in the Boston Marathon today.
She heard about it , and was trying to contact him. I guess she was having a hard time getting in touch with him though. She was crying the whole time, and she's really shaken up. I just want you guys to please take a few seconds to pray for her family, and all the other people who were injured and killed in the Marathon today. It's terrible that this would ever happen. It really sickens me that people would go and bomb a place like that. It just goes to show that you're never safe anywhere you are.

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yourcool
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April 15, 2013 8:25pm UTC

The most scariest thing about this whol thing is that this will be in the history books one day. Kids from the year 3090 will learn about this day and all the other events. Black president, gay rights movement, war in iraq, 9/11, sandy, hook shooting, boston marathon bombing.
We are living in history now.

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