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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. jjtorie jjtorie
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 1:32pm UTC
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  3. Hotchocolate Hotchocolate
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    Fave if you have ever tried to guess someone's password :)

  4. jonel_nikki jonel_nikki
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    && I just logged on
    to over 180 notifications!! i'm going to follow
    everyone who faved or commented on that
    quote

    Format by twilightgirl995

  5. RomanceOnARocketshipp RomanceOnARocketshipp
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    I Knew I Was In Love
    When All Those Stupid Love Songs
    Started Making Sense.

  6. Reader_Aubrey Reader_Aubrey
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    All I think about,
    Is you,
    you,
    you,
    you,
    you.
    Why can't you do the same and love me?
    nmf

  7. IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 7:12am UTC
    What starts with P And ends with ORN?
    POPCORN! you got it WRONG didn't you? you dirty minded FREAK!

  8. Alyssaxo44 Alyssaxo44
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 1:07am UTC
    when you and your crush text and then when yous see each other in person and its awk....
    # story of my life.

  9. kaaylah kaaylah
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    Google
    The Greatest Guy in the World
    Search About 1 results (1.0 seconds)
    Did you mean?: The boy who just popped into your head?

  10. mparas mparas
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 12:08pm UTC
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  11. silverarrows silverarrows
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    when we do British accents
    we say "Krumpets" or "Bloody hell"
    so British people probably say
    "big mac combo"or "let's go surfing"
    in an American accent

  12. punkyally99 punkyally99
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    Do British people make fun of American accents...
    Ad much as Americans make fun of British accents?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. KatiiLouisex3 KatiiLouisex3
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    British things #3
    Geordie shore
    (Yep, it's a British Jersey Shore. We feel your pain)

  14. beatty5 beatty5
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    Dear British Girls,
    Do you like American boys as much as we adore british boys?
    Sincerely, Lets Trade!


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 9:23am UTC
    When I have Kids
    I'm gunna talk in a British accent
    for the first 2 years of their life
    so that when they learn to speak
    they will be British

  17. Charchar418 Charchar418
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 7:33pm UTC
    Like or comment if you are part British and you like walking around saying Charlie bit my finger in a British accent

  18. iloveyou731 iloveyou731
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    OMG OMG FML!
    My Internet was down, i was barely alive, but thankfully i kicked the wireless box and it majically worked again.. right after i selloptaped it.. back together.. :D
    nmf

  19. ThySockMonkey ThySockMonkey
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    T h a t A w k w a r d M o m e n t.
    When your grandparents come over and you spend like, the whole time on the computer then when they leave you feel like a really bad person.
    Is it just me?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. sticksandstones001 sticksandstones001
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    If you repeat "cake" really fast,
    you'll sound like spongebob.

    It doesn't,but you still beileved me.
    Follow for a follow?

:)

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