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Nicolemariee7
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April 5, 2012 2:33pm UTC

mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friend: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty!
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
^this made me laugh so much

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ConfidenceIsAStainYouCantWipeOff
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April 4, 2012 6:01pm UTC

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julialovesyou789
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April 4, 2012 5:46pm UTC

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MusicLover4
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 5:48pm UTC

I sing like a dying cat and i dance like,
a retarded penguin.
Whats wrong with me?

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aberbabi123
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January 6, 2012 3:56pm UTC

I wish my waist was as small as my self- esteem
and
I wish my boobs were as big as my insecurities.
not all my quote

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xcayliebabyx
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December 31, 2011 3:19am UTC

That top quote thats all squished together, and you're just sitting there trying to figure out what it says and why so many people favorited it.

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iloveyaahx
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 3:27am UTC

The awkward moment . .
When you call a guy sexy and he hears(;

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lauren123xD
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 3:30am UTC

I am NOT an achoholic. I am a drunk. Achoholics go to meetings.

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xxcadillacphunquexx
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 3:42am UTC

"so how far have you gone
with a guy?"
"
"....well there was this one time..we made eye contact. it was awesome."
follow me and I'll follow you! (:
xxcadillacphunquexx

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 3:50pm UTC

Making unecessary noises
when you're bored.

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ColorMyWorld401

posted a quote
December 27, 2011 3:23pm UTC

♥ ♥ ♥
Your pinky is the smallest finger but its capable of holding the biggest secrets.
♥ ♥ ♥
format ThatsSoMeee ♥♥

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hayleyleexoxo
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 1:53pm UTC

my bestfriend in the entire world wants to
kill herself. she has bilemia. everytime
she looks into the mirror she see's
someone that's overweight. the problem
is she's skinny. she's been cutting her
wrists. she feels unloved and unwanted
by guys. my bestfriend is such an
amazing person in my life and i don't
want to lose her. i told her that if i get a
top quote on witty that she would have to
stop cutting her wrists and purging.
would you want to lose your bestfriend?
please fave this quote.
it could save her life.

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 3:29pm UTC

Waking up for school:(-_-)
Waking up on a holiday: \( 'O' )/

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McLovinxD
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 12:52am UTC

Dear Facebook,
I don't care how many mutual friends I have with them, I don't know them Therefore
I'm not gonna add them

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hollistAr
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 1:12am UTC

*opening fortune cookies*
-it says, "ask a girl to dance with you"
-is that really what is says?
-that depends on your answer..
-yes
-then yes, that's what it says
Yes
♥

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aberbabi123
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 12:32pm UTC

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Oh!
I'm Sorry!
It looks like your knife is in my back.
nmf/nmq
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aberbabi123
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 5:43pm UTC

If I really spoke my mind...
I'd have like 3 friends.

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aberbabi123
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 9:07pm UTC

You sir look a lot like
My future Husband.
nmf/nmq

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xoprettylittlesmileox
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 5:14pm UTC

"Fave this if..."
NO, STFU.
(_.·´¯`·×» Why can't you just make a nice quote without those words? ///////x

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foreveryoung143
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 5:11pm UTC

Running away from a
loud barking dog.
that ends up being a chihuahua. :P
my quote/ NMF

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