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 Hiiii(: I'm Lauren-Ann, but call me Lauren or Ann. Whatever fits yo' fancy. I love music, a loooot. I mostly like rock, rap's too.... It's getting more fucky and nasty. I mean, fo real. It's all about sex and drugs now..  I like rock. Seether and Inside The Fire, Breaking Benjamin, Rise Agasint, and many more. R&B isn't my thing, but I'll listen to it (: I like Lights and Starry Eyed both by Ellie Goulding. She's perf. :)))

 Anyways, I'm pretty young. I'm an even number years old. I'm teenaged. I have blonde hair and blue eyes. I don't like putting pictures of me on the internet, it's just a bunch of creepers and stuff.
I COULD GET RAPED.
Okay, again, moving on.
 I am a bubbly person. I don't really care about depression... It doesn't bother me. It just kills me when people are depressed.
I'm a HUGE help. Suicide? I'm here. Bisexual or lesbain/gay? I'm here. BUT, I think sex is getting outta control. Getting raped is different, but having sex at fucking 14 isn't attractive, slut. If you do that you're a fucking SLUT. A hore. Oh my god, I hate that. Even though sometimes I'm very tempted to have sex, I CONTROL IT. Slut bitch hore porn star raping bastards.  I HOPE YOU AREN'T OFFENDED. I'M JUST EXPRESSING MAH SELF.


 
  1. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    kissing test♥
    1.hold your breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and paste this quote
    4.good now if you did this without breathing you are a good kisser

  2. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 12:07am UTC
    I didn't repost it.
    I GUESS IT'S 27 YEARS OF BAD LUCK, THEN.

  3. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    If you love Seether please fave, I need someone who likes to talk about Seether.

  4. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    Okay, I know this isn't pretty but I need to get this out and off my chest. I love my boyfriend. I do, a lot. He's amazing.
    I haven't talked to him in forever. I feel like I'm losing him. We go like 2 weeks without talking and as soon as I see him I feel amazing. We have an amazing bond- we cuddle, kiss a lot, we share food, a regular strong relationship.
    I can't lose him. He's my everything.
    I'm going to ask him if he wants to get more serious. To get married. It'd be a huge step, but we're ready. We have a house together. We both work. I'm going to college. I know, we're teens, but that doesn't matter.
    Should I ask? I don't want to be too forward. But I love him.

  5. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    Girl:
    I love you.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know everyone does!
    ... ... ... ... ...
    -Girl:
    Really?
    - Boy:
    Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
    - Girl:
    Oh...but am I only your friend?
    - Boy:
    No...you're my girlfriend...why?
    - Girl:
    So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
    me
    anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
    each and everyday.
    - Girl:
    ......
    - Boy:
    So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
    - Girl:
    Yeah...where?
    - Boy:
    I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
    -Girl:
    Ok.
    - Boy:
    Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
    - Girl:
    Ok. What time do you get off?
    - Boy:
    In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
    mintues...
    -Girl:
    hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
    - Boy:
    One of my co-workers called in sick.
    - Girl:
    Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
    - Boy:
    Yeah! and babe?
    - Girl:
    Yeah?
    - Boy:
    I love you.
    - Girl:
    I love you too!
    - Boy:
    Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
    - Girl:
    Ok bye.
    - Boy:
    Bye.
    ****************************
    2 hours later...
    The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
    - Girl:
    Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
    - Boy:
    Wassup...you ready?
    - Girl:
    Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
    - Boy:
    Ok.
    They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
    back
    to the car but before she got into the car...
    - Boy:
    Wait! Can I blind fold you?
    - Girl:
    Why??!
    - Boy:
    Its a suprise.
    - Girl:
    What kind of suprise?
    - Boy:
    A big one.
    - Girl:
    Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
    - Boy:
    I promise.
    - Girl:
    Ok blind fold me...
    So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
    - Boy:
    Ok we're here!
    -Girl:
    Where?
    - Boy:
    Wait let me walk you to the place!
    - Girl:
    What place?
    - Boy:
    Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
    - Girl:
    Baby!...
    The boy walks her to the place.
    - Boy:
    Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
    - Girl:
    Where are we?
    He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
    that
    same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
    - Girl:
    Omg...(tears come down)
    - Boy:
    Why are you crying?
    - Girl:
    This is where you first asked me out...
    - Boy:
    What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
    that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
    - Girl:
    (tears come down faster)
    - Boy:
    I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
    - Girl:
    Get up!
    - Boy:
    Yeah?
    - Girl:
    (kisses him)
    - Boy:
    Is that a yes or a no?
    - Girl:
    Yes.
    If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
    BUT!
    If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
    want it to!
    You have 3 mintues to repost this

  6. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    'MOOOOMMM! I have a HEADACHEEE!" Well guess what?! I have to pee, so I guess we'll both die.

  7. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    When i look at him, its like seeing a whole nother universe, so beautiful, but yet out of my reach.

  8. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    Someone Slim to Nothing
    Chapter 5, Part 2
    I was ashamed for a second. Ooohs and aaahs came from the crowd. I smashed a smile on my face and cocked my head to the side. ''And you were saying?'' Everyone had a little giggle, so on. Jared took her by the shoulders, turned her, and pushed her away. He gave me a smirk and a wink. Frozen, again, then back to life. I blinked a few times. He was writing down his number. He handed it to me and saying,''Call me. We'll get you a pretty dress for Friday, okay?''

  9. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Someone Slim to Nothing
    Chapter 4, Part 1
    I thought that my foe, why do I say foe.., Amea, gave me a look and did the 'flat chested' sign and I laughed at her. Jared was looking right at her and gave her a hideous face, my hero. I laughed so had the whole crowd looking at me. I went frozen. Face locked on the couple, staying still, barely breathing. I turned purple, wanting to faint. All of a sudden, I see a big, blurry flash infront me. It was getting harder to breath. 3 huffs a minute, maybe a blink in 2. It seemed like one million flashes, maybe photographary? Flash, of course. Everything was still. Then I got hit and then I came back to life. Amea was running her mouth and everyone was 'ooohing' and 'aaaaahing'. I even heard someone say ''OOOH! SHE GOT BURRNEED!'' I stood up, waved at her and gave her another shade of black on her eye. Her makeup was uneven anyway.

  10. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    Someone Slim to Nothing
    Chapter 3, Part 1
    I looked at them then buried my face on my desk, safely in my arms. I felt so horrible. Even amazing, but why? It was love.
    The bell rang for what seemed a slim second. I was the first out, running and pushing everyone in my path. ''Hey! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, MORGAN.'' I didn't care, I mean, what was gonna happen if I listened to them? Nothing. May just save my time. I walked in the lunch room, time for my alone time to do June's homework. Yes, June. Because I have MUCH work because I'm on next year's homework assignments. Yes, also, next year. How did I get the work? My aunt is the next grade's teacher. Everyone jealous? Much. But anyways, Nathen, my foe's boy, is sitting across the lunch room, looking straight at me. I turn around and blush.

  11. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Someone Slim to Nothing
    Chapter 3, Part 1
    I looked at them then buried my face on my desk, safely in my arms. I felt so horrible. Even amazing, but why? It was love.
    The bell rang for what seemed a slim second. I was the first out, running and pushing everyone in my path. ''Hey! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, MORGAN.'' I didn't care, I mean, what was gonna happen if I listened to them? Nothing. May just save my time. I walked in the lunch room, time for my alone time to do June's homework. Yes, June. Because I have MUCH work because I'm on next year's homework assignments. Yes, also, next year. How did I get the work? My aunt is the next grade's teacher. Everyone jealous? Much. But anyways, Nathen, my foe's boy, is sitting across the lunch room, looking straight at me. I turn around and blush.

  12. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Someone Slim to Nothing
    Chapter , Part 1
    I payed attention to Mr. Alker's writing. ''Jessa...Would you please step up in the front and write the 3 steps of production?'' My eyes got big with shock as a sat frozen in my seat. ''Uhrm, uh... S-sure...'' I got up and crept slowly to the front of the class. ''Everyone pay attention to Jessa.'' I got a marker and took deep breaths. Of course, I know the steps, but I was as nervous as... As anything that's highly nervous. I turned to the board and slowly drew a zig-zag line, trying to make fertilization. Everyone saw and laughed. I put the marker down and looked at them, face frozen. ''Okay, Jessa, you can go sit down and take your time...'' I wanted to die, then and there. I was humiliated. ''Fine,'' I said in a whisper. I walked slowly into the isle and sat down. Derick looked at me and gave me a funny face, but it made me feel so much better. Everyone pointed at me and stuck their tonuge out. Did this mean my self esteem was destoryed? Apparently.

  13. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    Someone Slim to Nothing
    Chapter 1, Part 1
    My name's Jessa Morgan. I'm 15. I am in love. With my foe's boyfriend. Is this bad?
    I walk in school and suck my stomach in. Feel sexy, I thought. Feel sexy. I saw him with his hand on her waist and I walk past them and trip on her. ''Watch were you're going! Now I feel so clumbsy! UGH. Jared, GO GET ME MY HEELS. THE ONES WITH THE BOW.'' I run away to my science class.
    ''Hey, Jessa. Are you okay?'' My best friend Derick comforted me. ''Yea, I got a good fall outta that.'' He chuckles and goes sit down. Another day with hell at my side, I thought.
    Mr.Alker walks in the door and picks up his Expo Marker. ''Hello, students. Today is 4th grade science review, just because you all are idiots and do not know how to make oxgyen into carbon dioxide.'' I laugh and grab my books.

  14. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    I don't care about the glitter or shine,
    I just want you to be mine♥
    I don't know if you'll go,
    but at least I'll have your token,
    the words will be always unspoken
    © Lauren Charpentier, DO NOT COPY. THIS WAS ORIGINAL.

  15. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    My Personal Confessions #2;
    Don't hate anyone. In my brain, my very smartass brain, thinks that 'hating' someone means you actually love them. Understood?
    ©Lauren Charpentier, lauren123xD

  16. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    My Personal Confessions #1;
    I personally think everyone is perfect just because everyone is different, and what defines perfect? Nothing, because most people think they are nothing. So therefore, as I see it, they are perfect.
    ©Lauren Charpentier, lauren123xD

  17. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Hippopottomonstroususkwippidaloephobia. Try to say it.
    Now, here is the CORRECT WAY TO SAY IT.
    Hippo-potto-mon-strouses-kwipped-alio-phobia.
    Understood?

  18. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    This Is Called The Eye Test!
    Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
    LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
    Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
    MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
    Now Find The Mistake:
    abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
    Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
    10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
    Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
    ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again.
    Your Wish Will Come True!
    You Have 19 Minutes!
    Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

  19. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    friends are like buttcheeks.
    sure, they get a little poop between 'em every once in a while. but they always stick together ♥

  20. lauren123xD lauren123xD
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 12:31am UTC
    Lauren-
    lives in Narnia
    studies at Hogwarts
    goes to Camp Half-Blood
    fights in the Hunger Games.

:)

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