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1. xxcadillacphunquexx
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 11:51am UTC
   Am I the only girl who doesn't eat tons of chocolate, curl up on the couch all day, and complain about the pain of my period?
   
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2. xxcadillacphunquexx
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 11:00pm UTC
   When people talk like this:
   Person: omg lyke why do yhu lyke tht kind of muzic? they suxx so badd
   Me: There goes my I.Q.
   
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3. xxcadillacphunquexx
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   August 2, 2012 8:11pm UTC
   How I feel about Pierce The Veil's new video coming out August 6th:
   omgomgomgomgomgomgom
   gomgomgomgomgomgomgo
   mgomgomgomgomgomgomg
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   mgomgomgomgomgomgomg
   
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4. xxcadillacphunquexx
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   July 1, 2012 5:20am UTC
   What happens when I hear an amazing song for the first time
   *stares blankly into space for the first 30 seconds*
   *eyes go wide with excitement*
   *starts sobbing uncontrollably*
   *has an eargasm*
   *faints*
   *wakes up realizing ears are pregnant*
   *loves the song until death*
   
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5. xxcadillacphunquexx
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   June 30, 2012 10:52pm UTC
   HEY BABE,
   DO THE HELLEN KELLER
   AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS.
   
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6. xxcadillacphunquexx
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 8:44pm UTC
   Should I get a nose piercing?
   Fav= yes
   Comment= no
   Just want your opinion!
   Thanks bro.
   
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7. xxcadillacphunquexx
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   June 26, 2012 11:05pm UTC
   Boys with swoopy hair.
   
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8. xxcadillacphunquexx
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2012 6:08pm UTC
   ♫
   You're such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty face.
   ♫
   But you turned into a pretty big waste of my time.
   ♫
   
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9. xxcadillacphunquexx
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   June 21, 2012 6:01pm UTC
   I told my bestfriend I like him.
   Turns out,
   The feeling is mutual.
   (:
   
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10. xxcadillacphunquexx
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    *A hot guy appears*
    Me- "GET IN MY
    PANTS NOW SO I
    CAN HAVE YOUR
    CHILDREN."
    
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11. xxcadillacphunquexx
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    May 4, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Finally deleted all 17365 e-mails. Interent crashed 9 times, computer started heating, and it took me half of the day to delete them.HOLY COW.
    
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12. xxcadillacphunquexx
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    May 3, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    *Gets paired up with crush in class*
    "WE ARE MENT TO BE TOGETHER."
    
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13. xxcadillacphunquexx
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    April 24, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    The biggest lie I tell
    myself is:
    "I don't need to write
    that down, I'll
    remember it."
    
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14. xxcadillacphunquexx
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    April 24, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who memerize lyrics faster than vocabulary words.
    
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15. xxcadillacphunquexx
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    April 19, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    -lol at being there for people, but they aren't there for you.
    
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16. xxcadillacphunquexx
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    April 17, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    Excuse me, yeah...
    Here's your nose.
    I found it in my business.
    
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17. xxcadillacphunquexx
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    April 16, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    I WALK INTO THE ROOM DRIPPING IN
    GOLD
    
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18. xxcadillacphunquexx
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    April 14, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    Hey baby.
    Are you Google?
    Because you have everything I'm searching for.
    
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19. xxcadillacphunquexx
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    April 12, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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20. xxcadillacphunquexx
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Music is what I love.
    Take that away from me, and I really have nothing.
    
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