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ConfidenceIsAStainYouCantWipeOff

  1. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    daughter:"daddy why is Santas sack so big?"
    dad: "because he only comes once a year"
    fave ♥ if you get it

  2. lovepink1997 lovepink1997
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    I don't care how far you are from me, or how long it's been since we last talked. I don't care how mad I got at you, or how mad you've been at me. You're still what matters most to me and I'm never going to
    give that up.

  3. aberbabi123 aberbabi123
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    December 23, 2011 9:43pm UTC
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  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    ore
    he said not to tell a soul...
    then why are you telling me?
    because you're a ginger!
    no offense intended towards anyone - it's just a joke.
    it's also not mine (:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. kbsportsgirl12 kbsportsgirl12
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    November 15, 2011 6:09pm UTC
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  7. kbsportsgirl12 kbsportsgirl12
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    November 18, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    That awkward when you already said "moment" in your head...
    That awkward moment when uve seen so many quotes that say that ^ and ur like cool I DONT GIVE A F*CK IF I SAID IT!

  8. aberbabi123 aberbabi123
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    December 18, 2011 7:50pm UTC
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  9. aberbabi123 aberbabi123
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    December 20, 2011 3:57pm UTC
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  10. aberbabi123 aberbabi123
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    ❆❆❆❆❆
    I'll be on cutches this Christmas
    ❆❆ ❆ ❆❆❆

  11. kbsportsgirl12 kbsportsgirl12
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    !*12~15~12*!
    He asked me outt!
    <3

  12. aberbabi123 aberbabi123
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    December 7, 2011 3:40pm UTC
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  13. aberbabi123 aberbabi123
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 12:55am UTC
    0 faves = I'm ugly.
    3 faves = I'm okay.
    7 faves = I'm cute.
    15 faves = I'm pretty.
    25 faves = I'm beautiful.
    30 faves = I'm breathtaking.
    Repost this if your not afraid :)

  14. ConfidenceIsAStainYouCantWipeOff ConfidenceIsAStainYouCantWipeOff
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    me; where are you .... are you in there?
    murderer; yeah im in the kitchen, want a sandwhich?
    -__ -


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  16. gracepeacegrace gracepeacegrace
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 10:40pm UTC
    Me:DUDE
    Friend: WHAT ?
    Me: NOTHING
    <3

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