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sunnynicky
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 1:17pm UTC

BOOM
POP POP BA-BOOM
KA-BOOM OM OM POP BOOM
Dude WTF
I'm live texting you the fireworks display I'm watching. You're welcome.
boom boom ~sparkle~ BANG

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XOcrappeefrappeeXO
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 1:17pm UTC

click to see this quote

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dydy
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 5:04am UTC

❤ ❥❤
Those days you feel out of place
(fav if you get it)
❤ ❥❤

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iBreatheCarolina
posted a quote
November 6, 2011 6:47pm UTC

✌

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iBreatheCarolina
posted a quote
November 9, 2011 3:29pm UTC

If you've ever been called
"ugly",
put this as your quote
&
whoever
[♥]'s it
disagrees.

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mizztrisky

posted a quote
November 9, 2011 3:24pm UTC

❒ Single
❒ Taken
☑ WHO CARES, I’M AWESOME! :D

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 6:39pm UTC

1+1=3
IF YOU DON'T WEAR A CONDOM

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ForeverYounq_
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 6:10pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ImNotPerfectAfterAll
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 1:11pm UTC

Elevator door doesn't open immediately
"TRAPPED FOREVER!"
♥
<

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 3:03pm UTC

Favorite this if...
you've ever taken a razor to your wrist,
you've ever felt worthless; alone.
Favorite this if you've ever skipped a meal,
if you've ever cried yourself to sleep,
if you you've ever felt like you're not good enough;
not pretty enough.
Favorite this if you're just trying to get by,
if smile is hiding so much pain.
Favorite this if you just want to be happy.
See?
You're not so alone;
you're beautiful and you're worth it.
I may not know you, but I love you.

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yeahbuddy123
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 3:41pm UTC

I grew up calling it
''duck tape''
not
''duct tape''

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 3:35pm UTC

Try this as fast as you can;
top
pop
shop
mop
rop
sop
dop
gop
hop
jop
lop
cop
bop
flop
plop
glop
frop
clop
crop
Now what do you do at a green light?
fave this if you said that you stop

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 4:28pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
Everyone needs to stop
making fun of Justin Bieber!
She's just a little girl!!
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by death.

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Breeze
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 5:27pm UTC

WHEN MY AUNT HAD CANCER,
Did I make a quote asking for favs for support?
\\\\\\\\\\ NO, I DIDN'T. //////////
What did I do instead?
I left my computer, left Witty,
---------- and spent more time with her. ----------

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Gl4m0urCh1ck
posted a quote
April 25, 2009 8:37pm UTC

I Hate It When People Ask
1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
*hope yah likeeee!!(:

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jessxsmile
posted a quote
August 28, 2010 8:22pm UTC

*In The Supermarket*
Crap, where's my mom!? Act cool, Act cool..

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
May 1, 2011 11:01pm UTC

Osama Bin Laden
is dead, but it still doesn't make up
for a l l o f t h e l i v e s lost on
9 /11/01 </3

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ILoveToSmile
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 1:12pm UTC

.___________.
It's a whale
.....How do you have friends
._______.
Baby whale

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clicktheheartif
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC

Hey, you there!
Can you stop scrolling
for just a second;
and click the heart for...
the ones who lost
their lives on
Sept. 11, 2001.

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