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  1. cannavaro cannavaro
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 2:56pm UTC
    Last minute plans
    (that end up being one of the best nights ever ♥)

  2. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 10:27pm UTC
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    No one can change a person.
    But someone can be a reason for a person to change.
    -Spongebob :)
    ---------------------♥---------------------

  3. xxsarahelizabethxxx xxsarahelizabethxxx
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    there is a fine line
    between being
    *confident*
    -------------------&------------------
    *conceited*

  4. pakapeeka pakapeeka
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    The best commercial ever:
    Sharon Osbourne: What's 6g?
    Ozzy Osbourne: What's a Bieber?
    Guy in the background: It looks like a girl!
    Super bowl commercials ♥

  5. crankthatclay crankthatclay
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    *getting arrested* \\
    cop: your in a lot of trouble..
    you: wait, wait wait..
    ♥cop: what?
    you: can i change my status to "chilling in jail?"
    format not mine.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. horseskk8 horseskk8
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    So, you're in a rough patch.
    You know who else hit a rough patch?
    JESUS
    He was dead.
    But three days later,
    He was back on his feet
    Rockin' it, resurrection style.

  9. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    now go stand in the corner
    and think about what you did

  10. slicklock slicklock
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    Our time together is just
    never
    quite enough.

  11. liveLAUGHlove96 liveLAUGHlove96
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. lilmissraej lilmissraej
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 2:56pm UTC
    Love me or hate me, both are in my favor.
    If you love me, I'll always be i n your heart.
    If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind.
    - - William Shakespeare ♥

  13. alexisloveswho77 alexisloveswho77
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:16am UTC
    Those few horrible seconds
    when you cant figure out
    what song your in the mood to listen to.

  14. omgsh4nn0nlol omgsh4nn0nlol
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    The sexual noises when you stretch.

  15. Rowe Rowe
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    Doing the ''George Washington hair'''
    When your in the pool.

  16. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 1:01pm UTC
    Apparently, if you listen to one of Justin Bieber's songs backwards, you'll hear a message from Satan. But even worse, if you listen to it forwards, you'll hear Justin Bieber.
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  17. freeweezy1 freeweezy1
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 12:50pm UTC
    OPEN FRIDGE:NOTHING
    FREEZER?:NOTHING
    Might as well try the fridge again.......
    oXHuntressXo (c)

  18. x0stephaniiieee x0stephaniiieee
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 10:48am UTC
    Dear thighs,
    Please share the wealth a little
    sincerely,
    Boobs

  19. conversefreakk conversefreakk
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2010 3:22pm UTC
    Click the organ ,,
    If, you drink pickle juice!
    :D
    © conversefreakk

  20. to_write_love_on_her_arms to_write_love_on_her_arms
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 8:24pm UTC
    just because her eyes don't tear, doesn't mean her heart doesn't cry .
    & just because she comes off strong doesn't mean there's nothing wrong. ♥

:)

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