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Shannon.14.Freshman
Get at me.

omgsh4nn0nlol
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 11:54pm UTC

Me
You
My Bed
Tonight.

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omgsh4nn0nlol
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February 15, 2011 7:55pm UTC

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omgsh4nn0nlol
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February 15, 2011 7:37pm UTC

Im scared.
Of what's gonna happen next.

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omgsh4nn0nlol
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February 15, 2011 6:12am UTC

I would break up with my boyfriend
on
Valentines Day.
fml.

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omgsh4nn0nlol
posted a quote
February 14, 2011 4:11pm UTC

So i heard my phone ringing and got excited cause i thought i got my service back and it said todays valentines day........thank you for reminding me.

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omgsh4nn0nlol
posted a quote
February 14, 2011 4:01pm UTC

haha...
Valentines Day,
your SOOO funny.

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omgsh4nn0nlol
posted a quote
February 13, 2011 9:22pm UTC

Sing It For The
WORLD.

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omgsh4nn0nlol
posted a quote
February 13, 2011 9:09pm UTC

;
A glow in the dark or light up bra........
Sounds pretty damn sick to me

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omgsh4nn0nlol
posted a quote
February 13, 2011 9:04am UTC

I think i made too many,
Mistakes.

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omgsh4nn0nlol
posted a quote
February 13, 2011 8:50am UTC

For the first time in......my life, im not going to be Single on
Valentines Day.

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omgsh4nn0nlol
posted a quote
February 13, 2011 8:43am UTC

Be Bruno Mars and tell me im Beutiful just the way I am
and i wouldn't change a thing.

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omgsh4nn0nlol
posted a quote
February 8, 2011 10:20pm UTC

No one likes homework, dumb hoes, guys who act like dicks, spiders, ex's and headaches.
So why can't they all just GO AWAY.?

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omgsh4nn0nlol
posted a quote
February 4, 2011 8:54pm UTC

What happened to
The six-flags guy?

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omgsh4nn0nlol
posted a quote
February 2, 2011 9:23pm UTC

The sexual noises when you stretch.

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omgsh4nn0nlol
posted a quote
January 31, 2011 8:03pm UTC

A.
Is the BIGGEST stalker EVER.
~Pretty Little Liars.❤

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omgsh4nn0nlol
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January 31, 2011 7:36pm UTC

I have screwed up 90% of my teenage life....thats just great.
[ x ] Kissed someone before dating
[ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[ x ] Gotten caught chewing gum
[ x ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 3
[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[ x ] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[ x ] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[ x ] Missed school just because you felt like it
[x ]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 11
[ x ] Got your mom, dad, sister etc to get you out of school
[ x ] Text people during class
[ x ] Passed notes
[ x ] Threw stuff across the room
[ x ] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 16
[ x ] Took pictures during school hours
[ x ] Called someone during school hours
[ x ] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 19
[ x ] Threw something at the teacher
[ x ] Went outside the classroom without permission
[ x ] Broke the dress code
[ ] Failed a class
[ x ] Ate food during class
Total so far: 20
[ x ] Been called the worst student
[ x ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[ x ] Didn't take your stuff to school
[ x ] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 24
[ x ] Faked your parents signature
[ x ] Slept in class
[ x ] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[ x ] Copied homework
[ x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[ x ] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 30
Multiply by 3 for a total.
Post as "I have screwed up ___ of my teenage life."

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omgsh4nn0nlol
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January 30, 2011 5:54pm UTC

Lubert: *points to wart* you wanna feel it?
Sam: no.
Carly: no, I'm a vegetarian.

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omgsh4nn0nlol
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January 30, 2011 5:49pm UTC

Student: I have a question?
Teacher: You shouldnt have any questions.
Student: Well I wouldnt have question if you werent such a bad teacher.

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omgsh4nn0nlol
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 5:40pm UTC

okkay,
So he doesnt have blue eyes.
His laughs not perfect.
hes not an abercrombie model.
BUT,
hes funny.
hes nice.
hes cute.
and
I love him.

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omgsh4nn0nlol
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 5:30pm UTC

2010: ipad
2011: itampon
2012: icondom

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