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  1. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2014 6:42pm UTC
    Never went to school, nobody talked to me.
    Except to tell me all the things I couldn't do

  2. Bravo Bravo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2014 4:08pm UTC
    When I was talking to my sister's friends, they're 9, they said that there was a boy in their class who had a crush on a boy.
    This one little girl named Brooke said, "That's okay."
    Another, named Karin, responded. "He said he was gonna marry him!"
    The last one, Melissa, said, "He can't marry him. Getting married cost a lot of money and they're only nine!"
    The only problem they could see is that there wasn't enough money.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2014 11:37pm UTC
    I just miss you so much right now. My stomach has been twisted into a knot that I don't think I can unravel by myself. But, no matter that, I am better off curled up in the fetal position on my still-made bed alone than I am with your oscillating friendship. The highs may have been wonderful, but it was a see-saw; my whole body felt the jolt as I hit the ground, every time.

  5. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2014 12:53pm UTC
    Sleep.
    Most crave sleep.
    They anticipate the darkness and comfort of the night.
    They cherish the satisfying warmth of the blankets.
    They delight in the silence and tranquility of the moonlight.
    A break from their hectic lives.
    But heartbroken people
    Become immune to that desire.
    They become so numb
    Sleep is no longer a necessity
    They only sleep to have a break
    From sadness.
    And sleep only comes
    Once the turmoil of thoughts and sadness
    Calms down
    Within their minds.

  6. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2014 8:04pm UTC
    "You’re only given one little spark of madness.
    You mustn’t lose it."
    ROBIN WILLIAMS [JULY 29th 1951 - AUGUST 11th 2014]
    IMAGE SOURCE: tumblr.com, original photographer unknown

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 10:23pm UTC
    omg i love people that have an unexpected aspect to them like some girl you know who wears light pastel or polkadot dresses who is actually hardcore into classic rock or a really loud, obnoxious, athletic swaggy boy who’s favorite show is doctor who or even a really quiet, awkward girl who makes a lot of penîs jokes i love those people

  8. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2014 11:32am UTC
    Don't get
    b u r n e d t w i c e
    •by the same flame•

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2014 12:33am UTC
    i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

  10. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2014 11:12am UTC
    I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes.

  11. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2014 11:44pm UTC
    sometimes it's okay
    (( IF THE ONLY THING YOU DID TODAY ))
    was BReaTHe.

  12. AtmosFEAR AtmosFEAR
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2014 3:07pm UTC
    Guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
    Guys: eww fat chicks
    Guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish ugh it's so stupid
    Guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis they need to be feminine ugh
    Guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
    Guys: eww you look gross are you sick?? tired?? Dying???
    Guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
    Guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen b/tch thats not gonna get u a husband
    Guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs and stuff cmon lighten up
    Guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how f/cking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries??

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:13pm UTC
    COMPLIMENTS THAT AREN’T ABOUT PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
    1) You’re empowering.
    2) I like your voice.
    3) You’re strong.
    4) I think your ideas/beliefs matter.
    5) I’m so happy you exist.
    6) More people should be listening to what you have to say.
    7) You’re a very warm hearted person.
    8) It’s nice seeing such kindness.
    9) You’re very down to earth.
    10) You have a beautiful soul.
    11) You inspire me to become a better person.
    12) Our conversations bring me a lot of joy.
    13) It’s good to see someone care so much.
    14) You’re so understanding.
    15) You matter a lot to me.
    16) You’re important even if you don’t think so.
    17) You’re intelligent.
    18) Your passion is contagious.
    19) Your confidence is refreshing.
    20) You restore my faith in humanity.
    21) You’re great at being creative.
    22) You’re so talented at ____.
    23) I don’t get tired of you the way I get tired of other people.
    24) You have great taste in ___.
    25) I’m happy I stayed alive long enough to meet you.
    26) I wish more people were like you.
    27) You’re so good at loving people.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:46pm UTC
    no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because
    if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that sht

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 7:05pm UTC
    “Get excited about the little things. About wearing a new outfit for the first time. About Sunday brunches with your best friends. About the new cute guy in your class. About finding an extra dollar in your pocket. About anything that even remotely makes you happy because as you grow up, passions fade and enthusiasm gets mistaken for foolishness. So don’t let the grey world stop you from shining.”

  16. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2014 11:11am UTC
    People who can finish a shampoo bottle at the same time as conditioner are truly gifted.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:43pm UTC
    Rapunzel Rapunzel
    let down that stank weave

  18. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:22pm UTC
    he was cold and it sometimes hurt to touch him, he made my skin itch with the tell-tale signs of frostbite setting in and sometimes i would cringe. i never shied away though, because the pain was worth the touch, the blessing.
    permanently, he was tainted blue, like lake fryxell or the Odessa sky in spring.
    bundled in blankets and burning his hand with the iron, he shivered.
    i loved his cheeks, they had a sign of life - they were red, blood vessels rushing to the surface - a kiss from jack frost. i was jealous.
    i made him angry once and it was beautiful. snow fell from the ceiling, a blizzard in the bedroom, defying logic and reason. it did not stop for hours - it did not melt - and when his mother died; he cried, and the room cried with him - lightening and thunder; the dark roar that makes children scream and hide beneath their beds. this, too, lasted for many hours. the snow melted, and my carpet was soaked with the smell of petrichor. he apologised and i did not understand why, because i've always loved the rain - the sound, the smell, the touch, the taste.
    i bet he tasted like rain.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:40pm UTC
    I’m very strong, I could fight off
    maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

  20. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2014 12:11pm UTC
    Maybe she's born with it,
    Maybe it's an Instagram filter.

:)

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