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HeHasMyHeartt
posted a quote
May 22, 2010 9:38am UTC

When I was in 3rd grade
A boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil.
We became best friends, but he moved away in sixth grade.
There I was, studying in the library in college.
when a guy whispered, "Can I borrow a pencil?"
I looked up, and it was him. We've been dating ever since.

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 10:49pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
wish their summer vacation was as long as Phineas and Ferb's.
♥

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2infinityandbeyond
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Let's create
Something beautiful
and then
destroy it.
-credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

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xAshleyLuvsBVB
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 11:01pm UTC

I want a realationship.
Not a relationsh!t.
nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Steve
posted a quote
January 15, 2004 12:30pm UTC

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

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elprado01
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 12:06am UTC

SAY COW BEFORE EACH WORD:
1) COWS
2) ABOUT
3) TALKING
4)FOOL
5) THIS
6) GOT
7) I
8) LONG
9) HOW
10) LOOK
NOW SAY THE WORD COW AFTER EACH WORD:
1) COWS
2) ABOUT
3) TALKING
4) FOOL
5) THIS
6) GOT
7) I
8) LONG
9) HOW
10)LOOK
NOW SAY THE WORD COW BEFORE AND AFTER EACH WORD:
1) COWS
2) ABOUT
3) TALKING
4) FOOL
5) THIS
6) GOT
7) I
8) LONG
9) HOW
10) LOOK
NOW READ THESE WORDS FROM THE BOTTOM UP:
1) COWS
2)ABOUT
3)TALKING
4)FOOL
5)THIS
6)GOT
7)I
8)LONG
9)HOW
10)LOOK

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Loveandpolkadots
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 11:47pm UTC

They've dated muliple times before. And I've tried to convince mydelf that I'm over him. But here I am laying in bed all upset because I miss him. I miss what I used to think we could be. I'm gonna keep getting over him though, because he's not the one for me. And I'm just going to have to live with that.

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Mackenzie12345
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 11:49pm UTC

Everyday I think about texting you, but then I think "If you really wanted to talk to me, you'd text me first.."
-lights bye ellie goulding

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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qwerty40
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 6:56pm UTC

there it was, the whole world wrapped inside my arms. and i let it all slip away. what do i do now that youre gone? no back up plan, no second chance, no one else to blame. all i can hear in the silence that remains are the words i couldnt say.

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froggered98
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 6:44pm UTC

I just thought of an amazing quote but then i forgot it, it would have been great just saying

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lillys236
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 6:46pm UTC

He's a player.
And you hope that you'll be the one girl to snap him out of it,
make him fall for you, and only you.

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Anthony96
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 7:11pm UTC

The concept of YOLO
isn't to go smoke and drink.
It's to go out and do something in your life that matters.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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JasmineC
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 5:22pm UTC

Hey i just met you,
and this is crazy
but get in the van!♥

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Tranquility
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 2:32pm UTC

Girl on fire in the light,
Now we're fighting side by side.
As your arrow flashes by,
What it takes to stay alive.
It's the way I'm feeling,
I just cannot lie.
So I've got to let it show.
WE FOUND LOVE IN THE HUNGER GAMES.
WE FOUND LOVE IN THE HUNGER GAMES!
♥
Credit: Faveformats

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KodacJason
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 7:02pm UTC

*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me, I had a good life.
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy crap.
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I'm having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone.
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper, you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
*Gets sunburn*: Skin cancer.
Tumblr/nmf

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Am I skinny?
Am I tall?
I look at you, and you tell me that…
I’m not pretty,
I’m not pretty at all.

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mireunlove15
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 5:32pm UTC

There's this app on my phone that makes me look fat. It's called "Camera"nmf.nmq

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