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xTheHungerGamesx
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March 28, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Marvelous Cinnasational Glimmerous Catostrophic

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 3:31pm UTC

I didn't choose you
I just took one look at you,
and then...
there was just no
turning back.

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iloveshane678
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 2:23pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you're trying to get over someone you were never dating..

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wallenbee
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 5:45am UTC

Sleeping with a
guilty conscience
is impossible.

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atmorgan
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 3:29pm UTC

I've got a dig bick.
you that read wrong.
you read that wrong too..♥
-nmf

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xxSkittlez13xx
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 2:44pm UTC

“She has no idea. The effect she can have”
-Peeta Mellark

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crashout3
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 2:38pm UTC

Sleep is my drug.
Bed is my dealer.
Alarm is the cops.
School is the jail.

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xocaitxo28
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 3:04pm UTC

knock knock
-whos there?
boo
-boo hoo?
AWW DONT CRY ITS ONLY A JOKE
Fav if you remeber this :0

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 2:35pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Why are you chewing gum in class?!
Chill. It's gum. Not cocaine.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 2:32pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
If you watch an Apple store get robbed
are you an iWitness?

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EmilyBasketballStar13
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 7:42pm UTC

Hey, don't hate the player.. hate the game. ;)
I don't hate the game. But the
player is gonna get it.
Why?
Because the game I'm thinking of
is baseball. And in baseball, balls
get hit with a bat.
You're the one with the balls. (;
Oh damn.

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BellaSwan14
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Realizing you borrowed
the pen you're
sticking in your mouth.

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wallenbee
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 2:28pm UTC

I don't think the people
who type all ghetto,
------------------------------------------------------
have the same keyboard as me.

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wallenbee
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 7:05pm UTC

click to see this quote

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wallenbee
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 12:15am UTC

The Butterfly Project
I've drawn a butterfly on my wrist.
I don't cut, but I want all you girls who do cut,
to know that I'm here for you.
I want you to stay strong.
My sister scratches herself,
this buttefly is for her.
I've never cut before,
but I've been having the urge to lately,
this butterfly is for me.
There's a new girl at my school
who cuts and burns herself,
I've never talked to her,
this butterfly is for her.
I know someone who is depressed,
this butterfly is for him.
My best friend is going through
an extremely hard time,
this butterfly is for her.
As for every single one of you Witty girls out there,
this butterfly, it's for you, too.
♡

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trinityy_xoxox
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 4:19pm UTC

My back isn't a voicemail.
if you have something to say, say it to my face.♥

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Alex;*
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 4:59pm UTC

10 faves-I'll admit to him i like him
20 faves-I'll say he looks cute
40 faves- I'll ask him out
200 faves- I'll say I love him
300 faves- I'll kiss him on the cheek
nmf

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Dream_Dare_Amaze
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 6:50pm UTC

one day you'll find your nemo, <<<
you might get lost in the ocean along the way,
but remember, just keep swimming
format by Kalliefornia

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toria_skax
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Psssht I don't stalk you.
Btw you're out of milk.
......

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xcayliebabyx
posted a quote
January 31, 2012 11:36pm UTC

Always Be Positive.
*Trips down stairs*
-Man, I got down those stairs fast!

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