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ChickenFillets

1. ChickenFillets
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   November 20, 2013 5:40am UTC
   RIP to your failed quotes
   
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2. ChickenFillets
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   November 20, 2013 5:25am UTC
   **insert super inspiring quote that makes you cry tears of happiness**
   
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3. ChickenFillets
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   October 17, 2013 10:17am UTC
   Ever wondered if pretty people's fart smells nice
   
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4. ChickenFillets
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   October 17, 2013 10:06am UTC
   Am I the only one who wishes to slice every single person when you're in an overcrowded area������
   
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5. ChickenFillets
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   October 15, 2013 10:47am UTC
   Everybody in math class calls me macklemore cause im always like what what what what what
   
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6. ChickenFillets
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   October 15, 2013 1:07am UTC
   Been an hour since I woke up. Better say good morning to my family before they get suspicious.
   
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7. ChickenFillets
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   October 15, 2013 12:56am UTC
   *you and your lover getting married*
   Priest: "....by the power vested in me I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss th-"
   Zayn frickin Malik: *comes running in* "WAIT !!!!"
   You: "what"
   Husband: "what"
   Everyone: "what"
   Obama: "what"
   Jennifer Lopez: "what"
   Zombies: "what"
   Aliens: "what"
   Bacteria: "what"
   Great blue whale: "what"
   Abraham Lincoln from the grave: "what"
   Zayn Malik: has everyone bought the Little mix albums
   
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8. ChickenFillets
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   October 15, 2013 12:30am UTC
   Sleep is so cool like you're not alive and neither are you dead so its a win-win
   
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9. ChickenFillets
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   October 14, 2013 1:08pm UTC
   Witty has taught me so many amazing comebacks
   
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10. ChickenFillets
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    October 14, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    "Why should I make my bed if im gonna sleep in it anyways""Why should I feed you if you're gonna die anyways"Real smooth mom. Real smooth.
    
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11. ChickenFillets
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    October 14, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you die
    
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12. ChickenFillets
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    October 14, 2013 12:23pm UTC
    Isn't it beautiful when you join a new fandom and you're so confused like a little lost puppy and its so hard to remember the names and then BAM! out of nowhere you know everything about everyone. You can even tell what they ate on 25th October, 5 years ago and you have no idea when or how this exactly happened and you just cry because you're so emotionally involved and there's nothing you can do like what am I gonna do with my life.
    
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13. ChickenFillets
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    October 14, 2013 11:49am UTC
    Don't cry over what happened a few minutes ago.Smile over all the little good things that occurred till now.
    
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14. ChickenFillets
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    October 13, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    Lets face it.We all had that feeling when we felt as if someone is watching us during our bath
    
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