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  1. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    Jack, I'll never let go! I promise.
    *Rips his frozen hand off of hers and then lets him sink to the bottom of the Atlantic*
    So much for never letting go.
    BTW, there was enough room for him too on that board.
    Just saying.

  2. Volleyball16 Volleyball16
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    That Rebecca Black Moment
    when you get on the bus and don't know which seat to take

  3. Kate* Kate*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    It Has Come To The Point,
    that I only have to type a 'w' to bring up Witty Profiles.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Maddie_8 Maddie_8
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    When There Is A Sub
    Everyone sits in a different seat
    +10 faves and ill do a series(:

  6. mcherry25 mcherry25
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    The awkward moment when, people on Facebook like their own status... hahaha (:

  7. KayleeKat123 KayleeKat123
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    We live in an age where
    The pizza gets here faster than,
    The Police (=
    Nmq!Nmf!

  8. Bestfriends4evr Bestfriends4evr
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    What doesn't kill you makes you STRONGER! <333

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    When someone has a nickname
    calling them by their real name sounds weird.

  10. AwayWithTheFairies AwayWithTheFairies
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    WALL-E...
    you just read that in a robot voice!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    ^^I drew you a picture of how much I care.

  13. BenniBoy BenniBoy
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Fave For A Paragraph On Your Profile!

  14. Towitty4you Towitty4you
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    Favorite if you've seen "The Face" by Jenna Marbels
    Comment if you've ever used "The Face" in real life situations!

  15. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    "Low battery connect charger"
    Um.. your a smart phone connect yourself.
    not my format♥

  16. SocietyKilledTheTeenager SocietyKilledTheTeenager
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 10:59am UTC
    Me last night:
    *Refreshing Witty like crazy*
    *Sees Steve's post on the Witty Profiles Facebook wall*
    Me: HOLY ACTUAL MOTHERFUDGING SHIZZ! OH MY GOD! SWEET BABY JESUS! WITTTYYY!!
    My mom: What on earth are you screaming about?!
    Me: MY LIFE ISN'T GOING TO END!!
    My mom: ... That's nice honey.

    - True story. nmf.

  17. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    if google shuts down
    Witty
    GOODBYE GOOGLE
    HELLO BING.

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    If mom can't find it
    no one can.
    jimmy365
    my format:)

  19. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Cop: When is your birthday?
    Me: April 20th
    Cop: What year?
    Me: Every year.
    Cop: Well played.....
    lol fav if you get it:)

  20. BiebeFeveGirl BiebeFeveGirl
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    This is possibly our last day on Witty...
    Use it Wisely...
    Enjoy all the quotes you see
    Reread all your quotes and rememeber all the inspiration this website has given you
    Remember when witty saved your life.
    This is possibly the last day.
    FAV IF YOUR GOING TO MISS WITTY

:)

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