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  1. averageemily23 averageemily23
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    today,
    I was ding-dong-ditched several times by the same people. Finally I decided to hide at the door, and as soon as they walked up the stairs, I would jump out and catch them in the act. Sure enough, I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and when I jumped out, the FedEx guy about peed his pants. Sorry, mister.
    MLIA.

  2. hannah1995 hannah1995
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2010 2:59pm UTC
    Yes,
    I did break out in Lion King tunes during English Class.
    No,
    I do not consider that a problem.

  3. thebeautifulunknown thebeautifulunknown
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2010 8:18pm UTC
    • • • • • • •
    dare to be different

  4. redhead0373 redhead0373
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2010 7:13am UTC
    Be the
    Fruit Loop
    In a World full of
    Cheerios
    =)

  5. k4rin4 k4rin4
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2010 5:46pm UTC
    Cindrella;
    She believed in dreams, all right, but she also believed in doing something about them. When Prince Charming didn't come along, she went over to the palace and got him.
    -Walt Disney(:♥

  6. sportslover927 sportslover927
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2010 7:33pm UTC
    Brick Brick Waterfall girl you think you got it all.
    Well you don't and I do.
    So booom with that attitude.
    Peace, punch captain crunch I got something you can't touch.
    Bang bang choo choo train wind me up while i do that thang
    reese's pieces buttercup
    you mess with me i mess you up.
    :)

  7. xoxlilsab9xox xoxlilsab9xox
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2010 7:00pm UTC
    &+ who else remebers when 'cool' stood for
    Constipated
    over weighted
    out of style
    loser
    ?
    ohh yeah, i remember(;

  8. rosiiex17 rosiiex17
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 2:59pm UTC
    & sometimes
    the smallest things
    --->are the hardest to do<---
    like clicking on his screename
    --->and just saying hi<---

  9. reesexo reesexo
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 10:30pm UTC
    Today My Little Cousin Said,
    You're not my idol anymore. She always changes
    her mind, so I didn't think much of it. She sat
    there and waited for me to ask, so I did. She took
    her finger and pointed at my chest and said ,
    " You break too easily. "
    I replied, "I've never broken a bone in my body."
    Her big eyes looked at me and with a grin she said
    "I've Seen You Look At Him"

  10. carolinee_xo carolinee_xo
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2009 6:30pm UTC
    Dont You Hate it When
    Youre just about to get out of the car and your favorite song comes on the radio

  11. meganspoppin meganspoppin
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 8:04pm UTC
    && am i the only one
    who runs out of abercrombie screaming "AAAAIIR!"
    and out of hollister screaming "LIIGHTT!"?
    ;D
    my friend told me this a while ago.
    not minee but its hilarious;D

  12. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2009 11:19pm UTC
    20 random and useless facts
    1.budweiser conditions the hair
    2.pam cooking spray will dry fingernail polish
    3.cool whip conditions your hair in 15 minutes
    4.put elmers glue on your face and let it dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads
    5.want shiny hair, use brewed lipton tea
    6.sunburn? use a large jar of nestea in your bath water
    7.burn your tounge? put sugar on it
    8.bee stings-use meat tenderizer
    9.stinky feet? JELLO!
    10.peanut butter get scratches off cds...wipe off with coffee filter paper
    11.pam cooking spray removes paint from your hands
    12.heavy dandruff? pur on vinegar
    13.a slinky will hold toast.
    14.to keep glasses from fogging, use colgate toothpaste
    15.if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
    16.banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
    17.an ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain
    18.if you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all
    19.mel blanc, the voice of bugs bunny, is allergic to carrots
    20.cockroaches can live 9 days with out their heads

  13. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2010 9:33pm UTC
    No one is afraid of heights,
    [ t h e y ' r e a f r a i d t o f a l l . ]
    N o o n e i s a f r a i d t o p l a y ,
    [ t h e y ' r e a f r a i d t o l o s e . ]
    No one is afraid of the dark,
    [ t h e y ' r e a f r a i d o f w h a t ' s i n i t ]
    No one is afraid to say "l love you"
    [ t h e y ' r e a f r a i d o f t h e r e s p o n s e. ]

  14. XxGohdeexX XxGohdeexX
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2009 11:35am UTC
    Well its no secret
    that the best thing about a secret is
    s e c r e t l y | t e l l i n g *
    someone your secret thereby adding
    A x N x O x T x H x E x R
    secret to your secret collection of secrets
    secretly.
    spongebob<33


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. iwillloveyou_forever iwillloveyou_forever
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 2:16pm UTC
    I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
    "Hi, how are you?"
    I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I dont know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
    "Doing just fine."
    And the other guy says:
    "So, what are you up to?"
    What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say,
    "Uh, just traveling."
    At this point I'm just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:
    "Can I come over?"
    Okay, this question is too weird for me but I figured I could just be poliete and end the conversation. I tell him,
    "No, I'm a little busy right now."
    The I hear the guy say nervously...
    "Listen I'll have to call you back. Some idiot in the other shall is answering all my questions."

  17. Titan4Life Titan4Life
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 8:04pm UTC
    Yesterday.
    the quiet kids phone went off in class. After he handed his phone to the
    teacher, a jock who sat in front of him, turned around and said to him,
    "Was that your girlfriend?" He looked the jock right in the eyes and
    replied "No, it was yours". I couldn't stop
    laughing all period.
    ♥MLIA♥

  18. DM16 DM16
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2010 1:13am UTC
    .:Yesterday My 10 Year Old Cousin Said:.

    GIRLS ARE STUPID!
    they | think | we | care | about | that | new | lip | gloss | they're | wearing,
    they think we care -----------> about that new pair of ugg boots,
    they think we care about that new outfit they spend all morning finding,
    ♥♥♥ they think we care about all that they do to impress us boys...♥♥♥
    No we don't.
    it's XX not XX because XX we're XX mean XX or XX dumb,
    it's because that's _.·´¯`·.>> not what matters,
    w h a t ........ m a t t e r s ........ i s,
    the s m i l e behind ---------> the g l o s s e d lips,
    the way she walks over to us whether it's in boots or not,
    the way she looks gorgeous in whatever she is wearing,
    we don't care about the stupid looks that much,
    we care about the girl b e h i n d those sparkling eyes.
    it's x not xx fair xx they xx say xx we xx don't care xx about x them,
    it's just that we care more AaBbOoUuTt the girl inside the clothes.
    looks like i've got a lady's man on my hands


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. shewaitsforeverxox shewaitsforeverxox
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2010 6:44pm UTC
    having a best guy friend is incredible
    he's there to make you l a u g h on the days you want to cry
    he's the only one you talk to when other friends say goodbye
    he's the star to you're sky, or an angel from above
    awh best friends forever? that's
    until you fall in love.

:)

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