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  1. vikkibabe vikkibabe
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    Dear cupid next time you decide to shoot me with your freaking arrow – shoot them too

  2. DenaAnn DenaAnn
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    All he said was"Bye" to me
    And I was blushing for 15 minutes.

  3. onedreamonedirection onedreamonedirection
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Your Crush is in a relationship with You
    ♥ Today at 11:11 •Like • Comment •See Friendship
    You wish right..? Yeah. Me too.

  4. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 10:12pm UTC
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  5. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Teacher: We are going to watch a movie today.
    Class: YES!!!
    Teacher: I also have a worksheet to go along with it.
    Class: NO!!!


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  7. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    HALLOWEEN:
    the holiday that taught us taking candy from strangers is totally acceptable.

  8. CuteGirl9 CuteGirl9
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When,
    you know that someone is staring at you and you're trying not to look♥


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  11. Lgirl Lgirl
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    I've Come To The Conclusion That
    Dryer Lint Is The Creamated Remains Of All My Missing Socks.

  12. Fact_LifeIsHard Fact_LifeIsHard
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    *Nerds phone rings*
    Guy: "Who was that your
    girlfriend?"
    *Everyone laughs*
    Nerd: "No, it was yours."
    *Everyones silenced*

  13. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Lol So True: #189
    Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important.
    lolsotrue.com

  14. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    There was a question in my Biology test which asked us to, "Draw the female reproductive organ."
    As the exam was progressing, I saw a girl look between her legs,
    so I shouted at the top of my lungs, "Sir, she's copying!"

  15. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    My boyfriend: "I kind of like having a weak girlfriend."
    Me: "Why" Him: "Because I can protect you better.

  16. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    True love is like playing chess.
    A boy plays and always afraid of losing his queen
    A girl risking everything just to protect her king.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    It sucks
    when you're everyones's second choice...

  18. LiliBlackHeart LiliBlackHeart
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    Aww my middle finger likes you

  19. Mollie88 Mollie88
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    October 24, 2012 3:51pm UTC
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  20. saralax saralax
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    Best friends ?
    Please , she's practically my sister.
    nmq.

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