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xoAplusSxo
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 6:39pm UTC

Looking at a girls Facebook status & thinking,
<3
"yup, they were on Witty"

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ashleyybabii1997
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 8:00pm UTC

-----///\\-----Please
----///-\\\---- Fave
---|||---|||--- This
---|||---|||---If
---|||---|||---You Know
----\\\-///----Someone
-----\\///-----Who Has
------///\----- Or Died From
-----///\\\----Cancer
----///--\\\
♥.♀ ♥ ♀

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next2you_xo
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 9:32pm UTC

○○○○○○
Is it just me, or when a hot guy wears black, he automatically becomes even hotter?
my quote/nmf
○○○○○○

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bizzeybeatsxo350
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 8:18pm UTC

Sandy: "I love karate"
Spongebob: "I love kar-a-tay."
Mr. Krabs: "I love money-ay."
Squidward: "I hate all of you."

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monny_monkey
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 10:27pm UTC

Picking up a DRAW4 card in UNO
and trying to keep a straight face(:
♥ Fave if you do too ♥

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sydissic
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 8:20pm UTC

"Headaches! You give me headaches!"
Fave if you know where this is from, comment where♥
nmf/nmq

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kayyboox2
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 11:05pm UTC

Hey, I'm really sorry, I shouldn't have screwed you over like I did. Leaving you was a huge mistake that I should of never done. It took me some thinking to realize how big of a jerk I was and that shes not the one for me, you are. You're so pretty, funny, nice, kind hearted, caring, and just absolutely amazing.I really miss you, I would give anything to have you back...
Cool story bro.

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crimsonbloodkid
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 11:37pm UTC

Fave This If...
If You Are Currently Missing Someone

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xolexaxo
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 8:45pm UTC

the worst sight in the world is...
{ SEEING YOUR FATHER CRY }
FAVE IF YOU AGREE
most credit too Biancaa_xx
it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

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gigglepuff16
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 6:08pm UTC

The Awkward Moment When...
you spell a common word correctly, but it just looks so wrong so you stare at it forever, questioning it's existence.

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eternalsunshinex
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 4:52pm UTC

WHOOPS.
For A Second There,
I Actually Thought You Might Of Liked me.
My Bad.

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xologan82xo
posted a quote
July 21, 2011 9:37pm UTC

i love how in the
summer,
you dont have to worry about wearing makeup.
♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
never

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anajayx32
posted a quote
July 21, 2011 6:08pm UTC

I knew the first time we met,
you'd be kinda hard to forget. ♥

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justhewayouare
posted a quote
July 21, 2011 12:14am UTC

C y b e r b u l l y i n g
you never realize how much it really
can effect just o n e p e r s o n.
that movie made me realize so many things,
i should have on my own.
[♥] if you're against it

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babeigotchaa
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 9:01pm UTC

that awkward moment when
a 7 year old on
toddlers and tiara's is
p r e t t i e r t h a n y o u
not my format.

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KerriBieber
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 9:12pm UTC

That mood where you just wanna exercise & eat healthy… ♥nmf

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cherrykiss
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 12:35pm UTC

I'm overweight, but still I'm very confident of myself.
One day I was standing in line for the bank, and this girl behind me told me, " come on, move you fat rhino". She was speechless when I confidently replied: "My fatness can go away with diet, can your b*tchiness go away with something?"
real story, not mine. happened to a teacher

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legit7
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 4:07pm UTC

twinkle twinkle patrick star
i made myself a sandwich
my mommy named it Fred
it tastes like beans and bacon
and smells like its been dead
Writing stuff is hard
so i use a pointy pencil
pointy, pointy, pointy,
pointy pointy point
P U what's that horrible smell
i have a head
it ends in a point
pointy pointy pointy
pointy pointy point
this song is over
except for this line...
BROCOLLI
[♥ ][♥ ][♥ ]

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lisac517
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 6:51pm UTC

im a teenager.
& my music taste would tell you alot more about me than words ever could.

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iTSANDREABETCH
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 6:59pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #10]
"I don't know if you know this but I invented a genre of music, rap yodeling. Whoa oh oh oh whoa oh oh oh ."
nmf.

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