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Anjchyka
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July 20, 2011 4:30pm UTC

A woman is not written in braille.
You don't have to touch her to know her.
nmq

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brookeewing
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July 20, 2011 5:12pm UTC

& it's not the goodbye that hurts, its the flashbacks.
[♥]

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LiveLaughLove339
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July 20, 2011 4:58pm UTC

...
I keep telling people
I'm over you,
because I think if I keep saying it...
Maybe I 'l l start to believe it too.
N M F

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soccerplayer19
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July 20, 2011 9:14pm UTC

A real man's love comes from his heart. Not his dick.
-tom

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roseisamazing5
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July 20, 2011 1:57pm UTC

women are like the police;
we have all the evidence in the world, but we still want a confession♥
format credit to sandrasaurus
notmyquote♥

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_regret
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July 20, 2011 5:29pm UTC

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candycanelova
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July 20, 2011 1:55pm UTC

the 7 things i hate about you
your vain, your games,
your insecure
you love me, you like her
you make me laugh, you make me cry, i dont know which side to by
your friends;there jerks
& when you act like them just know it hurts
and the 7th think i hate the most that you do...
you make me love you

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phidipedes
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July 20, 2011 7:48pm UTC

I wanna throw a brick at your face;
...
but I don't want to hurt the brick.
nmq/nmf

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mylifeissoccer11
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July 20, 2011 11:46am UTC

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peanut43998
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July 21, 2011 9:24am UTC

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keegster
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July 20, 2011 3:44pm UTC

" You look so pretty today !"
♥//////// WHAT, DID I LOOK UGLY YESTERDAY?

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everytimeyousmilexo
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July 20, 2011 12:41pm UTC

Truth is, if I could still be with anyone
it would still be you.. everytime ♥
nmf

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looveisblinndx0
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July 20, 2011 1:09pm UTC

you have no freaking idea
how fast my heart beats when i'm with you.

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SocksWithCats
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July 20, 2011 12:38pm UTC

Llamas.
they stopped being random a very, very long time ago.
(nmf)

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lOvE802
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July 20, 2011 1:43pm UTC

-----------♥-----------
Looking at boys that are younger than you and saying your gonna be so hot when you get older..
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kotababii
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July 20, 2011 3:52pm UTC

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Jewel
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July 20, 2011 11:21am UTC

Girls are like muffins and cupcakes.
The muffin- like girls : wear little to no make-up
they're absolutely beautiful inside &out
they're funny, sweet, anything & everything
you could want in a person
but because they're simple
they don't get as much attention
Then, there's the Cupcake-like girls:
they pile on make-up
are beautiful on the outside
but sometimes are ugly from the inside
they get the attention
that the muffins lack
only because they "stand out"
and sometimes times, they're
everything that you would hate in a person
Sometimes, the boys make a stupid mistake
of choosing the cupcake over the muffin
only because it "catches the eye"
But every so often there's that one boy that chooses the
muffin instead of the cupcake
because they see what the cupcakes don't have
and you know they choose right.
-Long, but worth the read.

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peanut43998
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July 20, 2011 9:53pm UTC

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FlynnRegis
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 1:33pm UTC

Suck my dick!
- Get one first.
;)

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iCarlyQuotations
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July 20, 2011 1:59am UTC

iCarly Quotes #4
Carly: Spencer, get up!
Spencer: Why is Santa Claus here to tell me that i'm ugly and have no friends?

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