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  1. CaliiS CaliiS
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    IS IT JUST ME?
    Or am I the only girl who prefers, "Can I be your gentlemen?" instead of, "Will you got out with me?"

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 6:45am UTC
    Niall's older brother was cleaning niall's room
    & saw written on his desk "my dream
    is to be a singer, i live for music and singing"

    format credit to OneDirection

  3. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 11:30am UTC
    Being lifted off the ground during a hug ♥

  4. Sammy* Sammy*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    Playing t or d with crush
    Me: truth
    Crush: ok ummm who do you like?
    Me: um ya know nobody and truth or dare?
    Crush: ok truth
    Me: ummm hmmmmm favorite color?
    Crush: blue and truth or dare?
    Me: dare
    Crush: ok I dare you to tell me who you like!
    Me: only if you say yours at the same time
    Crush: ok
    Us: 1…2…3…. YOU
    True story and now we are together
    nmf

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    A faithful husband was drunk at a party; he didn’t know what was happening around him. When he arrived home, he went straight to bed and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything in his room was in order, and a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water were on his bedside table with a note saying, “Good morning honey, I have to buy groceries but I'll be back for dinner. Have your breakfast! Love you!” from his wife. He wondered why his wife didn't seem to be angry at him, even though he was so drunk last night. He asked his son, “What happened last night? I got drunker than I meant to, your mom should be angry!” The son replied “When mom got home, you were still drunk and you were lying on the bed in your dirty clothes. She tried to undress you, but you said,'Stop, I'm married.’"
    I found this on tumblr, but it made me smile like an idiot (:

  6. boobahdinky boobahdinky
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Yesterday is history,
    Tomorrow is a mystery.
    And today? Today is a gift.
    That's why we call it the present.

  7. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 10:41am UTC
    .''.
    .''. *''* :_\/_: .
    :_\/_: . *_\/_* : /\ : .'.:.'.
    .''.: /\ : _\(/_ * /\ * : '..'. -=:o:=-
    :_\/_:'.:::. /)\*''* .| * '.\'/.'_\(/_'.':'.'
    : /\ : ::::: '*_\/_* | | -= o =- /)\ '
    '..' ':::' * /\ * |'| .'/.\'. '_____
    __*..* | | : |. | .---"|
    _ .-' '-. | | .--'| || | _| |
    .-'| _.| | || '-__ | | | || |
    |' | |. | || | | | | || |
    ___| '-' ' "" '-' '-.' '` |____
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Baby, you light up my world
    l i k e n o b o d y e l s e .


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Paygelynn Paygelynn
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 8:30am UTC
    You tell your friend who your crush is, when she sees them she giggles;
    You tell your best friend who you're crush is when she see's them she pushes you into them and says "GET SOME!".
    ♥ this if you love your best friend

  10. stay_with_me stay_with_me
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    '
    reaching a fever pitch & it's bringing me out the dark.
    reaching a fever pitch & it's bringing me out the dark.
    reaching a fever pitch & it's bringing me out the dark.
    KATNISS EVERDEEN,
    The girl who was on fire.

  11. Maddie_8 Maddie_8
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 7:30am UTC
    We all have that one Band,
    That we listen to on Repeat
    *comment yours*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. MissMisty1996 MissMisty1996
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    son: "hey dad, do you believe in ghosts?"
    dad: "No, why?"
    son: "because, the maid told me there were ghosts"
    dad: "PACK YOUR STUFF"
    son: "WHY??"
    dad: "because we don't have a maid"...

  14. starfhish starfhish
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    When I Die,
    I want to go peacefully
    like my Grandfather did,
    in his sleep -- not screaming
    like the passengers in his car.

  15. dont_deny_loves_freedom dont_deny_loves_freedom
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    I just heard my Meme's voice for the first time on a recording my parents made. It is only 8 seconds long and 16 words, but I am replaying it over and over and over again. It will NEVER get old or annoying. She died when I was 1 1/2 years old. I don't remember anything about her, at all. All i have are old stories, but I know she is an amazing person. I miss her so much, because she would most likely be the only person who truely understands me. I can't stop crying. I HATE CANCER WITH A DEEP BURNING PASSION OF A MILLION SUNS. THERE NEEDS TO BE A CURE.
    "Hi Camile, it's Meme, can you have mum call me back later, or I'll call you"
    That's it. And i don't care.
    It is all I have left along with a handful of pictures and my families stories
    RIP Meme, we all miss you so unbelievibly much.
    I love you so much if you continued reading this, I don't care that it isn't pretty, and it is kinda childish, I really don't.

  16. tayloralexis tayloralexis
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 12:46am UTC
    anyone else afraid of cotton balls?...

  17. foreveryoung143 foreveryoung143
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    Don't worry about the world ending on Dec. 21
    Its already gunna be December 22 in Australia.
    © Foreveryoung143

  18. kmarie3 kmarie3
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 12:23am UTC
    My Brain;
    5% - names,
    3& - phone numbers,
    2% - stuff I should know for school,
    90% - song lyrics

  19. antoa12 antoa12
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    I get really scared when
    I'm telling a guy I like him
    when I almost die on Temple Run

  20. brett_landon brett_landon
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    f ake friends.
    t rue thoughts.
    credit: thirteen c:

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