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  1. xPoptartStealerx xPoptartStealerx
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    Why do we need school?
    Music: We have Youtube
    Sport: There's a Wii
    Spanish: There's Dora
    English: Everything is shortened anyway! [ LOL, BRB]
    Math: That's why we have calculators
    Geography: I'll buy a globe.
    History: They're all dead anyway!
    nmq!

  2. colla1999 colla1999
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT!!

  3. rarasissboombaaaahhhhhh* rarasissboombaaaahhhhhh*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    Silly boy, you play your xbox not your girlfriend.

  4. tuck323 tuck323
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    LOVE
    SOMEONE.

  5. KarinaTomlinson KarinaTomlinson
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    You were in my dream last night
    And I kissed you right on your
    God Damn face.

  6. softballlovin451 softballlovin451
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    "Grab somebody sexy
    tell 'em HEY!"
    ...But it would be really awkward to start talking to myself

  7. eskimokisses eskimokisses
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    /(.)(.)\ ( (.) (.) )
    Patrick Squidward
    | (.) | |.| |.|
    Plankton Mr Krabs
    | ( . ) ( . ) |
    Spongebob

  8. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    "Mom, look!"
    "Oh, that's nice sweetie."
    WTF. You didn't even look. -_-

  9. SmileyKelsea SmileyKelsea
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:54pm UTC
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  10. SmileyKelsea SmileyKelsea
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    Bill Nye The Science Guy.
    Fave if you said it in that voice.(:

  11. eskimokisses eskimokisses
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    dear teacher,
    If I sit next to my bestfriend in class I will whisper to her. If I sit across the room from her i will yell to her. Your choice.

  12. samantha72499 samantha72499
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment When you and your
    best friend are
    cracking up at an inside joke no one else understands.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Image 19 of 19

  13. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 1:09am UTC
    "F UCK YOU!"
    "Right now? But were in public."
    ;)
    nmf

  14. Popstar949 Popstar949
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 1:39am UTC
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Owl says
    Owl says who?
    Heh heh get it?

  15. jmslivelaughlove jmslivelaughlove
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    You Son of a biscuit eating bulldog
    what the french toast??
    you didnt think i'd find out about ur little cootie queen??!!
    who are u calling a cootie queen u lint licker!!!!
    oh the good old orbit commercials
    oh the good old orbit gum commercial :) oh hoh

  16. alwayshoutaylor alwayshoutaylor
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 4:21pm UTC
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  17. youdontknowme88 youdontknowme88
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    credit-kclove5layouts
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    I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom, and I was in bed before it was dark.
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. emmiemonster420 emmiemonster420
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 5:48pm UTC
    Instead of being a dick,
    why don't you try to GROW ONE.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. christinaaxo christinaaxo
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    i follow my friends around their house
    because i dont want to be left alone and have
    awkward moments
    with their parents

:)

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