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arenaud
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April 11, 2012 12:26pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Would a lion cheat on his wife?
No, but a Tiger Wood.

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yourcool
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February 23, 2012 6:09pm UTC

"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing...
Unless you're at a funeral.

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rissa7373
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February 23, 2012 2:54pm UTC

Me: Damn this shower is cold. *turns heat up a teensy bit*
Shower:
Me: ...*turns shower heat up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter bit more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA! FEEL MY LAVA WRATH!
Me: jasnkahsjd!

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BravoSierra
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February 23, 2012 1:01pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
I hate it when I gently toss my phone on my bed
And it decides to ricochet off three walls, knock over my lamp and hit the cat.

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 23, 2012 2:01pm UTC

One Direction things#92
Zayn: We were walking in the park, and I said 'look there's a dead bird.'
Harry then looked to the sky and said 'WHERE?!
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
formatcredittofatassmuffin

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BravoSierra
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February 23, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Free Samples:
5% thinking about buying the product.
95% FREE FOOD!!!!!

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.*
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 8:32am UTC

Today 30 people
from my school
were suspended.
Why??
Because they all either shaved their hair or dyed it
for Cancer.
Click the <3 if yiou think they shouldn't be suspended.

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