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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 5:17am UTC
    so I was sitting in math class thinking 'bout random stuff,
    and omg what if everyone in the entire world's clothes completely disappeared for one hour and then reappeared as though nothing had happened?

  2. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 11:56pm UTC
    "I used to work in a bakery as a pilot" "A pilot?" "Yeah. I used to take the bread from one corner and pilot in the other." - Curly Stooge

  3. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 12:16am UTC
    Will you
    remember me in 10 years?

  4. shesstuckinherdaydream shesstuckinherdaydream
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    and im sure that if i saw you in 10 years,
    my heart would still speed up a bit

  5. TVQuotes TVQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Mean Girls #3
    Janis: This is Damian. He's almost too gay to function.
    follow me I follow back,

  6. TVQuotes TVQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    Mean Girls #4
    Karen: Well I'm kinda phschic. I have a fifth sense.
    Cady: What do you mean?
    Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
    follow me I follow back,

  7. TVQuotes TVQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Pretty Little Liars #2
    Spencer: He's your boyfriend Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.
    Aria: I was just trying to do the right thing.
    Spencer: Toatally wrong. Look, I've benn there, I've done that.
    Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
    Aria: You did not just say that.
    Follow for a follow

  8. gillyfish6868 gillyfish6868
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 1:36am UTC
    i want a boy who will open my door. i want a boy to hold my hand in public. i want a boy to tell me he loves me all the time. i want a boy to understand. someone who is me just a better verision. who will be respectfull yet shows his love. who is thoughtful and considerate. i WANT a boy to do this.
    i NEED you to be this boy.<3

  9. Yeahh_you_know Yeahh_you_know
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 1:39am UTC
    If your gonna insult me, do it to my face, not over an electronic.Because if you dont have the guts to say it straight to my face... i wont have the guts to believe a single word that comes outta your mouth.

  10. prettytreeleaves prettytreeleaves
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 1:40am UTC
    me:
    i wonder...
    if i could ever...
    fly...
    and be like superman!!!
    mum: uh, no honey.
    me: *lost hope, forever*

  11. banana4 banana4
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 1:40am UTC
    Its funny how hello always ends with a goodbye,
    It's funny how good memories can start to make you cry.
    It's funny how forever never really seems to last,
    It's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot your past.
    It's funny how friends can just leave you when you're down,
    It's funny how when you need someone they're never around.
    It's funny how people change and think they're so much better,
    It's funny how many lies can be packed in a "love letter".
    It's funny how people forgive even though they can't forget,
    It's funny how one night can contain so much regret.
    It's funny how ironic life turns out to be
    but the funniest part of all, none of that's funny to me.
    Remember the past, plan the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone.
    and tomorrow may never come.
    What seems like the right thing to do could also be the hardest thing you have ever done in your life.
    I think that the only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that don't change; when everybody else does.
    Never regret something that made you smile.

  12. kuroshitsujix3 kuroshitsujix3
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 1:41am UTC
    " I don't hate you 'cause your fat, your fat cause I hate you!"
    ~ Mean Girls ;D

  13. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 1:41am UTC
    Kevin: The best part about summer is that you don't know what day it is!!
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    2 people like this
    Taylor It's Friday. BOOM. Your summer's ruined.
    3 hours ago · 12 people like this

  14. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 1:09am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #923
    When you have to
    wear your pearls
    because you can't find
    your diamonds.
    tumblr

  15. makesmelucy makesmelucy
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 1:12am UTC
    All you need is love (but a cupcake would also be nice).

  16. BrokenAgain BrokenAgain
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 1:12am UTC
    You stole my heart and broke it.

  17. icanttakeitanylonger icanttakeitanylonger
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 2:19am UTC
    I'm still Waiting for the day you tell me you LoVe me back..

  18. screamitsmegx3 screamitsmegx3
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    "Bring in the dancing lobsters!"

  19. jadie12321 jadie12321
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Just girly things #14
    wearing uggs anytime of the year.

  20. jadie12321 jadie12321
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Just girly things #13
    wearing colourful makeup.

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