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_ItsMeShelbyPeople
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 7:15pm UTC

*Alarm set for 6:00 a.m* *Wakes up at 5:59*
Who else lies back down to cherish that last minute of sleep?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Once a girl gets attached,
it’s really hard for her to disconnect from that guy.
Physically, she’s just drawn to him.
Being around him makes her feel complete.
Corny, I know.
But, she really does feel like she belongs somewhere,
as long as he’s there too.
Mentally, he’s mostly what she thinks about.
Corny, I know.
But she really does wonder about how his day is going,
what he’s up to, who’s he with, how he’s feeling,
& if he’s with another girl or not,
cause she doesn’t even want to share him mentally
with another girl.
Emotionally, he has her heart.
Corny, I know.
But he really does affect her mood cause if he’s upset,
she’s sad she can’t calm him down.
If he’s sad, she’s upset cause she can’t cheer her up.
If he’s happy, then she’s happy.
Period.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LOCATINGME
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 3:52pm UTC

That feeling of
EPICNESS
When you draw a straight line without a ruler

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AmazingUsername
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 1:40pm UTC

Roses are red,
Facebook is blue,
24 mutual friends,
but still, who the hell are you?!

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LolSoTrueQuotes
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 4:42pm UTC

Lol So True: #149
Dear humans,
I've had enough of your crap.
Sincerely, Toilet paper.
lolsotrue.com

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sammy*
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 9:11pm UTC

When a girl cries over a guy,
she really loves him.
When a guy cries over a girl,
he will never love another girl
LIKE HER♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 4:51pm UTC

I want to be that girl...
I want to be that girl you
talk to your friends about.
I want to be that girl you’re proud
of telling your family.
I want to be that girl that
you aren’t afraid to show off.
I want to be that girl you can’t stop thinking about.
I want to be that girl that
you dreamed of having when you were young.
I want to be that girl that you love unconditionally.
I want to be her.
I want to be yours.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 4:44pm UTC

The Truth Behind Player
Every girl thinks she can change a player,
but the truth is,
it’s not the player that needs to change, it’s the girl.
Because every player
is on a mission to find that one girl
that makes him lose his desire to play.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 1:30pm UTC

why does my phone's keyboard have
a .com button but my computer keyboard doesn't?

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MissAnna
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 7:51pm UTC

when you break someone's heart,
you also break your own.

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SweetLoli
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 7:06pm UTC

You still like him.Stop lying to yourself.

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Peace1231
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 4:28pm UTC

What's worse than being alone you say?
Being used, lied to, decieved, f/ucked over,
left behind, and completely forgotten.
Just saying.
♥

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Am I the only one who has a favorite bathroom towel?
nmf

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AssKickerXx
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 8:38am UTC

I wonder what it feels like to be one of those pretty girls that every guy wants.
A unicorn.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 8:40am UTC

OMG
tumblr is down,
where is everyone going to
steal their quote ideas from?

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 3:30pm UTC

Dear 'boyfriend';
Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
Note: Please be prepared to submit additional information e.g. psychological profile, DNA samples and admission to polygraph exam.
1. Name:______________________________________ Date of Birth __/__/____
2.Height: __ft__in. Weight: ___Lbs. I.Q: __ GPA: __
3.Social Security Number: ___-___-____ Drivers License: State: _______ Number: _____________
4.Home address____________________ City: _____________ State_____
5: Boy Scout Rank: _________________
6.How fast can you run 40 yards: ____sec. Two Miles: ___min.
7.Church you attend: ___________________ How Often? _____________________
8.In 50 words or less, Explan what "DONT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" means to you:
_____________________________________________________________________________________.
9. In 50 words or less, Explain what "Late" means to you:
____________________________________________________________________________________.
10. Complete the following sentences:
a) If I were to be shot, the last place I would want to be shot is in the __________.
b) If I were to be beaten, the last bone I would want to have broken is ___________.
c) The one thing I hope this Application does not as is________________________________________.
d) In the unfortunate event of my untimely death, I would like my ashes scattered ___________________.
e)My greatest fear is____________________________.
11. What do you want me be if you grow up?_________________________________________.
12.How you ever been fingerprinted? Yes___ No___
13. Do you have any identifying marks? e.g. birth marks,scars, tattoos Yes___ No___
14.My dentist is __________________________________ City:_______________ State:______________
I hereby swear that all the information supplied above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of Deah and or Dismemberment.
Signed:____________________________________
Thank you for your interest! Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not call, write or E-mail. Any attempts at contact during the processing of this application could be hazardous to your health and/or cause serious personal injury.
Sincerely,
Daddy's Orders

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comers
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 1:50pm UTC

spending half the movie
wondering
Where You've seen the actor before
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Jade672
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 2:44pm UTC

I may not be the girl,
everyone wants but atleast I'm not the girl, e v e r y o n e h a d .

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