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BravoSierra
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May 3, 2014 7:31pm UTC

can i have an extra day to write this paper
i fractured my motivation

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BravoSierra
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June 16, 2014 7:23pm UTC

I'm in shape.Round is a shape.

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Horselover00
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October 9, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Trying to use the Imperio curse on all wittians to get them to fave your quotes.

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McDreamer*
posted a quote
March 24, 2015 3:52pm UTC

D o n' t s e t y o u r s e l f
ON FIRE
t o k e e p o t h e r s w a r m
* * * *

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Rachel*
posted a quote
May 24, 2015 1:00pm UTC

And when he leaves,
you will finally
understand why
storms are named
after people.

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WonderfulLove
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 8:25pm UTC

.
No one ever told me what to do when I become the source of my own pain
I heard about the break ups and losing of friends but I was unprepared for self destruction
.

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
March 5, 2016 9:56pm UTC

AND YOUR LIPS
HANG HEAVY
UNDERNEATH MINE,
AND I PROMISED
THAT I WOULDN'T
LET YOU COMPLETE
ME.
I KNOW THE LYRIC IS "UNDERNEATH ME" BUT I THINK THIS SOUNDS BETTER. Format © dontsellyourselfshort

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
January 30, 2014 9:20pm UTC

Before you diagnnose yourself
with depression or low self esteem,
first make sure you are not, infact
surrounded by assss sssssssssholes.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 10:22pm UTC

i was talking to my friend today about something to do with hanging out on the last day of school but instead i accidentally said “the season finale of school” sometimes i just can't

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 9:55pm UTC

Our generation is going to have the weirdest grandparents ever.
Tattooed, pierced up, not giving a f/ck and listening to rap.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Watching a movie and yelling
at the characters for doing something stupid.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 9:59pm UTC

Alien 1: Did the humans receive our message?
Alien 2: Yes, but they named it dubstep, and now they dance to it.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 10:12pm UTC

tree houses are sick because
you're literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother and if that isnt the most metal thing ever i dont know what is..

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 4:41pm UTC

In Catholic school
We are told that Jesus is the answer to everything. So one time during a math test I wrote Jesus for ever answer. I got a 100.

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 6:13pm UTC

Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?
Me: I'm nutelling you.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 8:28pm UTC

You know, parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality
to their children, but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villians was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 8:56pm UTC

I don't even know how your parents find some of your Witty's.
Like, my parents don't even know how to use PowerPoint, let alone use the internet properly.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 10:24pm UTC

don’t cry me a river.
that’s stupid as hell. cry me a milkshake

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Blaise
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Bucketlist
GET A FAVE OR FOLLOW BY:
1) butterbear
2) yourcool
3) chocotaco
4) rajsonkar
5) br0kenwings
6) someoneinhiding
7) inwardbeauty
8) laughoutloud
OTHER:
adopt an animal
get a boyfriend
have someone smile at me
go to a real party
~
Format by Urbanlayoutsxoxo

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BravoSierra
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June 16, 2013 3:41pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I either eat nothing or everything.
there is no inbetween.

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