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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 7:31pm EDT
    can i have an extra day to write this paper
    i fractured my motivation

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 7:23pm EDT
    I'm in shape.Round is a shape.

  3. Horselover00 Horselover00
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 3:11pm EDT
    Trying to use the Imperio curse on all wittians to get them to fave your quotes.

  4. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2015 3:52pm EDT
    D o n' t s e t y o u r s e l f
    ON FIRE
    t o k e e p o t h e r s w a r m
    * * * *

  5. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2015 1:00pm EDT
    And when he leaves,
    you will finally
    understand why
    storms are named
    after people.

  6. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 8:25pm EDT
    .
    No one ever told me what to do when I become the source of my own pain
    I heard about the break ups and losing of friends but I was unprepared for self destruction
    .

  7. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2016 9:56pm EST
    AND YOUR LIPS
    HANG HEAVY
    UNDERNEATH MINE,
    AND I PROMISED
    THAT I WOULDN'T
    LET YOU COMPLETE
    ME.
    I KNOW THE LYRIC IS "UNDERNEATH ME" BUT I THINK THIS SOUNDS BETTER. Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  8. Maicy Rasmus* Maicy Rasmus*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 9:20pm EST
    Before you diagnnose yourself
    with depression or low self esteem,
    first make sure you are not, infact
    surrounded by assss sssssssssholes.

  9. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 10:22pm EDT
    i was talking to my friend today about something to do with hanging out on the last day of school but instead i accidentally said “the season finale of school” sometimes i just can't

  10. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 9:55pm EDT
    Our generation is going to have the weirdest grandparents ever.
    Tattooed, pierced up, not giving a f/ck and listening to rap.

  11. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 6:27pm EDT
    Watching a movie and yelling
    at the characters for doing something stupid.

  12. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 9:59pm EDT
    Alien 1: Did the humans receive our message?
    Alien 2: Yes, but they named it dubstep, and now they dance to it.

  13. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 10:12pm EDT
    tree houses are sick because
    you're literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother and if that isnt the most metal thing ever i dont know what is..

  14. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:41pm EDT
    In Catholic school
    We are told that Jesus is the answer to everything. So one time during a math test I wrote Jesus for ever answer. I got a 100.

  15. Maicy Rasmus* Maicy Rasmus*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 6:13pm EDT
    Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?
    Me: I'm nutelling you.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 8:28pm EDT
    You know, parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality
    to their children, but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villians was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 8:56pm EDT
    I don't even know how your parents find some of your Witty's.
    Like, my parents don't even know how to use PowerPoint, let alone use the internet properly.

  18. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 10:24pm EDT
    don’t cry me a river.
    that’s stupid as hell. cry me a milkshake

  19. Blaise Blaise
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 4:47pm EDT
    Bucketlist
    GET A FAVE OR FOLLOW BY:
    1) butterbear
    2) yourcool
    3) chocotaco
    4) rajsonkar
    5) br0kenwings
    6) someoneinhiding
    7) inwardbeauty
    8) laughoutloud
    OTHER:
    adopt an animal
    get a boyfriend
    have someone smile at me
    go to a real party
    ~
    Format by Urbanlayoutsxoxo

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 3:41pm EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    I either eat nothing or everything.
    there is no inbetween.

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