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dolph*
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June 10, 2013 4:49pm UTC

Me: wow what beautiful weather outside today im gonna scroll through witty in shorts

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glitter162*
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June 15, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Unless you physically see me
opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 2:25pm UTC

Next time someone tells me I'm "too childish", I'm just going to look them
directly in the eyes and say very calmly, "You are what you eat." Then I'm going to walk away slowly maintaining eye contact the entire time.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 1:39pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I hate it when
I understand something after the test.

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:02pm UTC

Should I start going outside more
or do you think that would throw off the balance of the universe

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 6:43am UTC

Maybe the new Smartphone
will tell you why the person is calling underneath the Caller ID.
Like, "Dad; Don't answer, he's asking for money again."

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LandonIsWitty
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October 27, 2012 8:45pm UTC

Cat: You have to stay on a leash. Ha!
Dog: They don't put you on a leash because they want you to run away.
Cat: ...

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cookiemonster101
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 8:59pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 5:38pm UTC

My whole life I thought air was free..
until I bought a bag of chips.

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 5:15pm UTC

It takes me 3 hours just
to think about doing
homework.
Format by Cookiedo

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 5:32pm UTC

Today I saw a guy pick up an avocado,
feel it, and put it back.
So, I picked up that same avocado
&& whispered "you're still beautiful."

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 5:33pm UTC

Screw school,
I'm gonna become a pot dealer and sell many other useful kitchen utensils.

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AmyGivenLife
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 5:14pm UTC

StupidThingsIDo#1
Running away after you press a toy at the store

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Maddyhj
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October 16, 2012 5:20pm UTC

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KristinaBrunicardi
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 5:31pm UTC

here's to the girls...
who want to date an a t h l e t e,
simply to wear a
h o o d i e with his
last name on the back..
♥

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 5:29pm UTC

& it's been a while,
but I still feel the same

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Horselover00
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 2:55pm UTC

Patrick Monoham's girl on the other side of a street he knew left him and he is telling the rest of his band that she died.
Taylor Swift and the guy who belonged to her broke up and are never ever getting back together.
The guy Adele wrote Lovesong about settled down and got married, so she will find Someone Like Him.
You can know everything about a singer from their songs.

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Horselover00
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 4:47pm UTC

"I love the way you lie."
Biggest. Lie. Ever.

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Horselover00
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 8:17pm UTC

Seriously guys?
You are all yelling at the 12 year olds on here for breaking the rules. But almost ALL of you guys are breaking the rules too. There are rules about swearing, and what kinds of quotes you make.
I am prepared for all the hate I will probably get from this quote.

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