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1. SlowlySinking
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 3:19am UTC
   S(he) Be(lie)ve(d)
   Format by twilightgirl995
   
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2. sammy*
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 11:14pm UTC
   DearBoys,
   If a girl gets shoved into you, she likes you.
   
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3. HateGrenade
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2012 7:44am UTC
   Studying.
   Notice how they conveniently put 'dying' at the end of this word.
   
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4. tacostacos101
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2012 7:35am UTC
   My Gramdma: Did you see me take a pill?
   Me: When?
   My Grandma: Just now. Did I just take a pill? I dont remember.
   Me: No, I'm sorry, I wasn't looking that closely. What kind of pill was it?
   My Grandma:
   Me:
   My Grandma:
   Me:
   My Grandma: It was to help my short term memory loss...
   True Story
   ~Gab
   
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5. Sammialexv
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   May 13, 2012 11:07am UTC
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6. dinosaurninja13
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 9:25am UTC
   I'm gonna open a salon and call it Hairy Styles.
   
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